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[Askot Bokbondeler]

actually, i disagree, i'd say alway trims his mustache, and beard above the jaw and that it'd look better if he didnt trim it at all

if a huge beard isn't cherished and acclaimed in a forum for dwarf fortress, then i'm not sure this is the world i want to live in

[Jackrabbit]

Even Dwarves groom their beards. They take great pride in it.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

yeah, and they do it very carefully not to remove the fashionable stains of blood and vomit

[Jackrabbit]

Really? Didn't Toady add in personal hygiene like a year ago?

Semantics, regardless. I don't think it looks good. If people in your life think it looks good, they're the ones who actually matter anyway.

[Pandarsenic]

I've no doubt you have all noticed my affinity for beards in the past, considering my photos. I imagine that's one of the few traits nearly as prominent as my disinclination to wear shirts.

Anyway.

I for one believe that a beard must be trimmed well to look good. A good beard is orderly, nicely symmetrical, and doesn't look like foodstuffs might get caught in it.

At the risk of causing the thread to descend into unrecoverable levels of herp,

It's not the size that counts; it's what you do with it.

*Is shot*

[Mindmaker]

Cats don't care if your bed is made.

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However they do object, if you make up for that shortcoming.

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Felines have the most versatile and fitting facial expressions of all animals.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Cat's don't care if your bed is made.

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However they do object, if you make up for that shortcoming.

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Felines have the most versatile and fitting facial expressions of all animals.

KITTEH!!!!!!!
*ahem*
That is all

[ein]

Eh, I'd say they're a little below apes, which are, in turn, below humans.

[Pandarsenic]

KIIIITTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Daww.

[iceball3]

Eh, I'd say they're a little below apes, which are, in turn, below humans.

I shall disagree. It's Cats at the topmost, above the dolphins, above the humans.

[Mindmaker]

Eh, I'd say they're a little below apes, which are, in turn, below humans.

Apes will never be able to express cynicism the way cats do.

[iceball3]

Eh, I'd say they're a little below apes, which are, in turn, below humans.

Apes will never be able to express cynicism the way cats do.

Neither can humans... Though there is one exception...

[Zrk2]

Yeah, I have to agree.  A manly beard looks good, and a thicket of neck-pubes looks good on no one.

Very true. Maybe a chinstrap or something.

[Siquo]

"You touch my bed again and Imma fuck you up"

Above humans and dolphins are the lab mice, according to the late Douglas Adams. Guess who eats mice?

[iceball3]

"You touch my bed again and Imma fuck you up"

Above humans and dolphins are the lab mice, according to the late Douglas Adams. Guess who eats mice?

Cats, making them the top of everything.