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[Siquo]

That's it, if I get Barbar as my secret santa, I'm sending him some chest hair.

Aw no, I used to look like that when I was his age. And I'm a friggin god's gift to women. Hairless chests FTW.

[Heron TSG]

Don't worry, it's partially just the poor lighting. I've actually started to grow some recently.

[ein]

Spoiler: He knows where you sleep… (click to show/hide)

[Grishnak]

O_o

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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Me and my friend Erica

[MaximumZero]

That's it, if I get Barbar as my secret santa, I'm sending him some chest hair.

Aw no, I used to look like that when I was his age. And I'm a friggin god's gift to women. Hairless chests FTW.

Bzzzt, wrong answer. Let me know when your friends, and even your wife refers to your "past relationships" as a "body count". Also, I started growing chest hair at 10, and facial hair at 12. Dwarven genes, FTW. :/

[Heron TSG]

That's a mildly disturbing image, but good job producing so much PREPOSTERONE.

[Blargityblarg]

That's it, if I get Barbar as my secret santa, I'm sending him some chest hair.

Aw no, I used to look like that when I was his age. And I'm a friggin god's gift to women. Hairless chests FTW.

Bzzzt, wrong answer. Let me know when your friends, and even your wife refers to your "past relationships" as a "body count". Also, I started growing chest hair at 10, and facial hair at 12. Dwarven genes, FTW. :/

I compensate for my relative hairlessness (excepting legs) with my INSANE MOP OF DOOOOOOOOOOM

[MaximumZero]

That's a mildly disturbing image, but good job producing so much PREPOSTERONE.

Real men don't get Testosterone poisoning, we turn it into bullets so we have something to chew on when we're bored.

I compensate for my relative hairlessness (excepting legs) with my INSANE MOP OF DOOOOOOOOOOM

I used to wear a ponytail to almost my waist. I just said, "Screw that, too much upkeep."

[Duke 2.0]

That's a mildly disturbing image, but good job producing so much PREPOSTERONE.

Real men don't get Testosterone poisoning, we turn it into bullets so we have something to chew on when we're bored.

We turn them into bullets so we can shoot them out of our eyes when we cry.

[MaximumZero]

That's a mildly disturbing image, but good job producing so much PREPOSTERONE.

Real men don't get Testosterone poisoning, we turn it into bullets so we have something to chew on when we're bored.

We turn them into bullets so we can shoot them out of our eyes when we cry.

Real man? Cry? Error (Div by 0, undefined.)

[Blargityblarg]

That's a mildly disturbing image, but good job producing so much PREPOSTERONE.

Real men don't get Testosterone poisoning, we turn it into bullets so we have something to chew on when we're bored.

I compensate for my relative hairlessness (excepting legs) with my INSANE MOP OF DOOOOOOOOOOM

I used to wear a ponytail to almost my waist. I just said, "Screw that, too much upkeep."

*resists making 'that's not particularly long, given your height' joke*

But yeah. I take ages in the shower 'cause I have to comb all the frickin' knots out. All of y'all straight-haired folk do not know true hatred because FRICKN KNOTS ARGLEBARGLEBARG

[Vector]

Hahahaha >_>

I just get along with a lot of cream rinse and carefully avoiding activities that might induce knots.

[ein]

I only take out some of the knots.
Kinda helps with the piratey aesthetic I've been told I have going.

[Renault]

Hahahaha >_>

I just get along with a lot of cream rinse and carefully avoiding activities that might induce knots.

avoiding activities that might induce knots.
Which from personal experience, is literally everything ever including thinking too hard.
 >_<

[Siquo]

Bzzzt, wrong answer. Let me know when your friends, and even your wife refers to your "past relationships" as a "body count".

Don't even go there buddy, 'cause this spitting contest will end with you crying in a corner.
And "body count"? Wtf, can't you spend at least 5 minutes being nice to 'em? 

And pleasepleaseplease don't pick up the gauntlet, there's already too much personal info of me on here  but I just... can't... resist. Also, I do not have a wife. My kid's a bastard.