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[KaelGotDwarves]

Wow, Kael, that is some X-TREME pastel you have going there.

Japantown sticker-picture booths I blame Japan.

[Tack]

Don't blame Japan, Japan is god.

I mean, they have trains that go REALLY fast.

... and, uh, you can buy pretty much anything in a vending machine.

I mean Queensland only just got coffee in a can. About a month ago.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

it's not really the "gay to get chicks" thing, it's just that my gf introduced me to my city's gay scene, and they had this habit of making comments to try and annoy the straights, but they never really annoyed me. i actually thought they were funny and started pulling them off with my straight friends and became the straight gay. everybody loves it until i start grabbing buttocks.

[Bandages]

...What's the inside of the closet look like? Pretty dark, I'd imagine...

[TheDarkJay]

...What's the inside of the closet look like? Pretty dark, I'd imagine...

Not always. Sometimes there are windows

Guys who actually pull the "gay to get chicks" thing annoy me, if only because I'm apparently too "gay" to get chicks. I tend to be introduced as "a gay guy who thinks he's straight" by women I've *asked out on dates in the past* -.- They introduce me like this mostly to women, as if they're trying to simply *ahem* "cockblock" me until I actually do turn gay. I SEE THROUGH THEIR GAMES! >.<

[Kagus]

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.  Where exactly does that place me?

[Karnewarrior]

I dunno, but a gay man trapped in a womans body males you Michael Jackson.

[Bandages]

I dunno, but a gay man trapped in a womans corpse males you Michael Jackson.

fixed.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

not that i haven't considered it, but i'm regularly confronted with both hetero and homoerotic material and i'm quite certain i know which type pulls my strings. plus, i've been in an heterosexual relationship for the last couple of years and we're considering marrying, so i'd say i'm quite successfully hetero

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.  Where exactly does that place me?

you know, there are certain cosmetic procedures that could *fix* your body

[Kagus]

plus, i've been in an heterosexual relationship for the last couple of years and we're considering marrying, so i'd say i'm quite successfully hetero

Uh, congratulations on your success?  Also does she know that "we're" considering marrying?  Some random gamer forum would be one hell of a bad first place to confess your love for someone.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.  Where exactly does that place me?

you know, there are certain cosmetic procedures that could *fix* your body

But that kills the line.  And also, how would I get hot hetero gals to sleep with me if I did that?


Due to a recent string of misunderstandings regarding my postings, I would just like to add a disclaimer that I am not, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's body.  I am a heterosexual male who knows he is heterosexual because there isn't a man alive he's attracted to, whereas the feminine side has a disturbingly large number of individuals who I do find attractive, and would indeed like to make sensual, extraordinary love to on hot summer nights with the lights turned down and soft curtains blowing in the breeze.

As such, most of what I say is intended for comedic purposes only, and should not be taken seriously nor attempted at home without assistance from a licensed professional.

[Solifuge]

New girlfriend :]
We're pretty asian She's half-asian.

Spoiler: sickeningly adorableness (click to show/hide)

Kael, that is absolutely adorable. Some day, I aspire to be that ridiculous while in love.

[quinnr]

I did not know what to expect when reading that spoiler tag.

And now I am blind by the happyness.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Also does she know that "we're" considering marrying?

i used the "we" didn't i? do you think i'd consider marriage without telling my mom?

now seriously, we're considering it, because of economic issues, there's no doubt we love each other and want to spend our lives with each other.

whereas the feminine side has a disturbingly large number of individuals who I do find attractive

the fact that you find that disturbing is disturbing itself ...what's disturbing about finding other people sexually atractive? (other people of appropriate age, i mean, but let's not head that way)


and i concur, kael and half-asian gf do look adorable!

[Tack]

It happens everywhere. The whole 'It's not gay if:' rule.

'Spanking other men are not gay if'

'It's in a funny context and everyone can totally see and agree with that'.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

and everyone can totally see and agree with that

but it's funnier if they don't!
besides, i don't really care if it's gay or not, it's not like it's a bad thing if it is.