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[Tack]

One significantly more exciting than the other, depending on the circumstances.

Oh, wait. We have young'uns on the forum. I totally forgot about that. Does that mean I need to restrict my foul language?

[Karnewarrior]

Considering what we do to elves, Fuck is the least of their parents worries.

[Virex]

Well, you know how parrents are.
"Mom I'm going to breed some mermaids and unicorns and slaughter them for their bones in Dwarf Fortress today!"
"Sounds like fun, have a good day dear."


"Mom, look at this, a book of old greek legends!"
"But... but.. but that goddess has no pants on! BLASPHEMY! Burn that book!!"

[Tack]

That one. Plus, everyone knows that mothers read your computer screen while you're afk...

[quinnr]

That one. Plus, everyone knows that mothers read your computer screen while you're afk...

Not if I lock it. That usually keeps them away.
...unless they decide to be real stalkerish and use their admin account I have to have on my computer.

[Karnewarrior]

That is why I folder-nest-maze. A series of nested folders and a question. The folder  name is the awnser. My parents are yet to have made it through while I'm away. I'm still not sure how it worked, but it did.

[Duke 2.0]

 You download stuff to the desktop and move it to whatever hidden folder you have so they can't download a new thing and it remembers the last location. You also use a folder names something like ATP or something within a folder containing a program with many similar folders. The perfect crime.

 Unfortunately I don't have smut to do that with, only the bloodiest games I have. And the most pirated.

[Rose]

padlocks on the computer.

works like a charm.

does require a custom case though

[quinnr]

That is why I folder-nest-maze. A series of nested folders and a question. The folder  name is the awnser. My parents are yet to have made it through while I'm away. I'm still not sure how it worked, but it did.

I was actually thinking about doing this, but you can do a size check easy
Err..unless they are stalking me and know that I said that.

Also, files in an image. Yay.

[Karnewarrior]

That is why I folder-nest-maze. A series of nested folders and a question. The folder  name is the awnser. My parents are yet to have made it through while I'm away. I'm still not sure how it worked, but it did.

I was actually thinking about doing this, but you can do a size check easy
Err..unless they are stalking me and know that I said that.

Also, files in an image. Yay.

YOU ARE RUSSIAN SPY. YOU DIE NOW.
BOOM! HAHAHAHA!

[Askot Bokbondeler]

why is everybody talking about how they hide their porn?

[ein]

Some of us don't have to hide our porn.

[Bandages]

Some of us don't watch porn 

[Rose]

Some of us don't watch porn 

yeah, some of us read it

[quinnr]

I never said what I was hiding
I could be hiding...important top secret spy papers. Yeaahhh.