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[alway]

Did you get half way through plucking that one and putting it in the oven, only to realize it wasn't the chicken you bought at the grocery? Because that is a really naked bird.

[Labs]

Heh, no. He was chronically depressed so his old owner gave him to us. I love him regardless of how freaky and naked he is. Ugliest bird I've ever seen though. Without a doubt.
 
Also, another one of Amigo and I:

 
I'd say that it's fairly epic.

[Hippoman]

This sir, is a self portrait.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hippoman is the sexyest man I know! 

If only.

Did you get half way through plucking that one and putting it in the oven, only to realize it wasn't the chicken you bought at the grocery? Because that is a really naked bird.

What. WHARTTDS? This definitely already happened. You said this already. A while ago. WHAT.

[alway]

Did you get half way through plucking that one and putting it in the oven, only to realize it wasn't the chicken you bought at the grocery? Because that is a really naked bird.

What. WHARTTDS? This definitely already happened. You said this already. A while ago. WHAT.

Ah, that happens alot.  I have a tendancy of forgetting what I wrote after about 2 days.

[Hippoman]

No no no.
I mean this entire conversation already happened.
He posted those pictures.
You posted that.

Already happened before this. In this topic somewhere.

[Retro]

I think Hippoman is stuck in a stable time loop.

[MrWiggles]

Myself and the kittens we're raising. There a total of 4 on me. Can you spot them all?

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[Red Fortune]

Your face: "Hrngh, stupid furballs climbing all over me, I wish they'd leave me alone" 

[ein]

More like: "You want to do what to my kittens? And then carve bolts out of their bones. Hellz no."

[Huesoo]

Heh, no. He was chronically depressed so his old owner gave him to us. I love him regardless of how freaky and naked he is. Ugliest bird I've ever seen though. Without a doubt.
 
Also, another one of Amigo and I:
 
I'd say that it's fairly epic.

Your bird  looks delicious.

[Karnewarrior]

No no no.
I mean this entire conversation already happened.
He posted those pictures.
You posted that.

Already happened before this. In this topic somewhere.

_{The matrix can't handle recursion...}

[Labs]

No no no.
I mean this entire conversation already happened.
He posted those pictures.
You posted that.

Already happened before this. In this topic somewhere.

I've got it! You're from the future and you were sent back to kill your past self. A quantum error occured and space-time righted itself and placed you as your past self. Your memories were erased but now my post has jogged them. And that's exactly what happened.

[smigenboger]

But he couldn't have killed his past self, or else the time loop would have been broken, unless you think of time as recursive, but then the future that would have sent him wouldn't have happened. Agh.

[Hippoman]

Well if I went back in time that means I took myself out of time, sent time back, then put myself back into time.

And that's just silly. Plus there's only one of me. I don't remember having to kill myse OH GOD HES IN MY HOUSE... I MEAN I AM OFSHAKJHKFASKJSAUHFKJ SAVE ME!!

[Retro]

Well if I went back in time that means I took myself out of time, sent time back, then put myself back into time.

And that's just silly. Plus there's only one of me. I don't remember having to kill myse OH GOD HES IN MY HOUSE... I MEAN I AM OFSHAKJHKFASKJSAUHFKJ SAVE ME!!

The idea of my parallel future self coming back in time to kill me is quite terrifying actually. I don't know what specifically, but the whole concept gives me the shivers.