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[Solifuge]

*mumbles something about having to walk to school barefoot, uphill both ways in the snow, and liking it just fine*

[sonerohi]

When I was a whippersnapper, we climbed five mountains, one of them on fire, so that we could go to work for 23 hours of the day. We broke rocks up in exchange for beatings, lived under a bridge, and ate clay for each meal.

[Armok]

In my. Time we didt have any o this fancy oxygen provided for free by plant! We had to make our own!

[ToonyMan]

I have no basement.  Aquifer caused it.

How sad.

Indeed.

[Kagus]

Luxury! I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill, pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

[Aqizzar]

I have no basement.  Aquifer caused it.

How sad.

Indeed.

But you... It said... But I... You had...

[moocowmoo]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Blargityblarg]

That shot isn't actually windswept; it's me headbanging.

[MrWiggles]

[Heron TSG]

You look really different without a beard.

[MrWiggles]

You look really different without a beard.

Yea, I shaved it off as I went to apply for Dennys.

[cowofdoom78963]

You look really different without a beard.

Yea, I shaved it off as I went to apply for Dennys.

People who work at Dennys cant have beards?

[MrWiggles]

You look really different without a beard.

Yea, I shaved it off as I went to apply for Dennys.

People who work at Dennys cant have beards?

Men with facial hair in the food service industry, complicate things.

[cowofdoom78963]

You look really different without a beard.

Yea, I shaved it off as I went to apply for Dennys.

People who work at Dennys cant have beards?

Men with facial hair in the food service industry, complicate things.

What complete garbage!

Im going to sneak into my local dennys and put fake mustaches and beards in their fryers.

[Itnetlolor]

You look really different without a beard.

Yea, I shaved it off as I went to apply for Dennys.

People who work at Dennys cant have beards?

Men with facial hair in the food service industry, complicate things.

What complete garbage!

Im going to sneak into my local dennys and put fake mustaches and beards in their fryers.

I was tempted once to beard-guard all of the deli meats after I learned I was the only person throughout the entire store that was told to wear a beard guard. Others that work in departments like the meat department and produce. No problem with their facial hair; but me, they have a problem with.

I think I work for elves. That or jackass nobles.

Plus, when the mandate first came along (evidence it might be jackass nobles), I was ordered to either shave off all my facial hair, or wear that embarrassing garb. I have pride dammit! I choose to keep my beard despite all mockery. Naysayers of my choice are beardless cowards.

EDIT:
Okay, according to

Spoiler: The Hierarchy of Beards (click to show/hide)

I have what would be classified as a progressing Comic-Con or Hyneman with Wilted Cigar as a dominant trait. I see no problems with that.