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[Aqizzar]

I had a photo taken of me earlier today, around 1:45AM.  I was rushing between a baggage cart rodeo with very impatient supervisors and finding an engineer to untangle a conveyor belt from a gearbox, when some schmuck from Human Resources grabs me for an impromptu OSHA Safety Lottery.  I answered all his questions right, and he snapped a photo.

I looked like a 250 pound, 45 year old truck driver with jaundice and a drinking problem.  One of those is correct, the rest are the fault of the crappy digital camera and lighting.  But it's astoundingly awful picture nonetheless.  Although it does give me new reason to worry about how many people I work with think I've been there for ten years.

[JoshuaFH]

My sympathies for drinking problem, Aqizzar.

[Aqizzar]

What makes you think that was the real one?  I happen to enjoy looking like an overripe banana, thank you very much.

I kid on all counts all around of course.  My only real drinking problem is Mountain Dew.  Curse this abomination of marketing, the "throwback" special, made with real cane sugar.  Forget tooth erosion, this shit is going to give me deadjaw at the rate I drink it.

[Siquo]

And now, you shall post it, Aqizzar. For the enlightenment of us all.

Wow. That is a freaky coincidence.

And people say fate doesn't exist.

Well, 2 out of the... 3 or 4 people I know who live in the USA, that's a pretty good coincidence score.

[Aqizzar]

And now, you shall post it, Aqizzar. For the enlightenment of us all.

Would if I had a scanner.  Don't.  But would, really.

[Dakk]

And now, you shall post it, Aqizzar. For the enlightenment of us all.

Would if I had a scanner.  Don't.  But would, really.

Thee lies.
Thee must post it.
The forum beckons thee.

[Cthulhu]

I have a picture like that too.

I'm in the background, and the lighting, picture quality, and the fact that I didn't know I was in the shot makes me look like some kind of vampire, and not the sparkly kind either.

[alway]

...makes me look like some kind of vampire, and not the sparkly kind either.

Yep, Dwarf Fortress has a tendancy of doing that to us. 
Unfortunately, I have no pictures of me with my beard, since until late last year my parents made me shave it twice a month. 

[Sensei]

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This is the single clearest photo of me that exists. I wasn't even looking. I'm like the sasquatch.

God, I need a bloody tan. It's eternally friggin' cloudy here.

[Lord Dakoth]

It's eternally sunny where I live, and I'm still about as tan as a corpse.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I got sunburnt when it was raining over here.

[Rilder]

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This is the single clearest photo of me that exists. I wasn't even looking. I'm like the sasquatch.

God, I need a bloody tan. It's eternally friggin' cloudy here.

You look like one of the Hobbits from the LOTR Movies.

[Hungry]

I agree you look very hobitty, far from dwarven.

[Duke 2.0]

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 Back when I was what, 14? No recent images are available to me.

[Jackrabbit]

Bullpies. You look 20 something, maybe 18 at the very youngest.