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[Urist McScoopbeard]

Scoopbeard's guide to beautiful hair:

Cut once per month. forget.

boom, done.

(washing, optional)

[Dutchling]

Same, except I cut it like twice a year.

[Edmus]

When my hair starts to poke my eyes, it's cutting time.

[TD1]

When my hair starts to poke my eyes, it's cutting time.

+1

[Yoink]

Can't you at least, just, cut away the bits poking you in the eyes and let the rest grow into a luxurious mane?
I think that's what most long-haired people do, actually. Or a lot of them, anyway. Not everyone just lets things grow however the hell it pleases.

[Dutchling]

No thanks Yoink, nobody wants a mullet around here

[Yoink]

Wat? That's not a mullet... I didn't mention the sides!
Silly Dutchling.

[Dutchling]

You mean you keep the sides long too?

Spoiler: moist (click to show/hide)

[IronTomato]

No thanks Yoink, nobody wants a mullet around here

Hmph. I do! Mullets feel nice!

*Maximum hippie mode initiated*

[Descan]

...

My hair just naturally flops back. >_>

* Descan is a lion.

[Yoink]

I have a friend who is a lion. It's kinda scary, but cool at the same time.

[Spehss _]

I have a friend who is a lion. It's kinda scary, but cool at the same time.

Is his name Simba?

[Yoink]

No, actually. It's Luke. *shrug*

Anyway, thanks guys, you have taught me a valuable lesson.

Spoiler: Never Google image search "long male hair". (click to show/hide)

Sad thing is, that was probably the least-creepy photo on the first pages.
So many douchey looking celebrities doing glamour shots. It was horrifying. There were maybe, four or five pictures of guys with good-looking long hair that wasn't styled in some horribly poncey way. And one dude with pigtails. That's kinda cool. Pigtails used to be the height of male fashion, after all.

[Knit tie]

The only men who look good with long hair are anime characters who look like women, in my opinion.

[Yoink]

In my opinion, the only men who look good are ones with long hair. Protip: my opinion is correct.

Edit: Well, unless they happen to be John Travolta. Or Elvis Presley. (Why does autocorrect complain about "Travolta" but not "Presley"?)