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[Nospherat]

Shamelessly posing with my work-in-progress Austrian gear at the last airsoft game.

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I still need the proper pouches, these are some horribly modified Israeli UZI pouches that have nothing to do with the real setup.
The real ones I found on ebay, but dayum, they're expensive.
And the boots. And gloves. And a few others.
But I do have the proper underwear. No joke 

[SalmonGod]

If I'm remembering previous pictures of you correctly, you're looking a fair bit more trim.

[Nospherat]

Yeh. My wife cornered me and trimmed mah beard down forcefully.
She said something about the need to look like some sort of "normal human" or something. Dunno exactly, I wasn't listening.

[Hubris Incalculable]

I think he means "You look like you've lost weight".

[Nospherat]

Goshdurnit you folks and your newfangled saxon language.

Oh, THAT.

*shrug*
Probably. Haven't been eating all that much lately, the whole recession thing, and the fact that I do reside in a horrible 3rd world country, paychecks are being halved and folks are getting fired.

Hurray!

[SalmonGod]

Yes, that is what I meant    I'd hoped it would be taken as a compliment.   

[Chaosegg]

My grandmother said you had to be ugly for a beard to be pretty on you.

Odd. My Grandma said something similar; "You only have a beard to hide your face." Additional comments follow alluding to what a shame it was that I hid my face.
Brainwashing rant, grumble rant rant, paleo diet, voluntaryism rant.
IT'S A KITTY!

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A few years and one cat out of date, but... all I had readily available atm. 

[Nospherat]

Yes, that is what I meant    I'd hoped it would be taken as a compliment.   

Oooh! Aaah!
Yes, now that all the linguistics intricacies have been explained to the "weird foreigner", it's all clear.

Thanks.
And as everybody keeps telling me I can't spot a compliment even if it hits me in the teeth.
I'm glad to see I haven't changed. 

[Descan]

Aaaaah more cute guys

this time with the power of SCRUFF

why do you do this to me bay12

why

[Nospherat]

Pictured below, the better half of my pair'o 'tards.
This is the "forever hungry" one, she'd eat the nose off her face if she could. My wife and I suspect that there's actually a miniature black hole inside it, since no matter how much she eats, there's no weight gain.

Maybe you should have it checked for worms. Or just give it some deworming medicine right away, it's rather cheap and won't kill her anyway.

Whoops, I missed your post.
Don't worry, the lil'tards are pampered and taken to the vet for check-ups about every two months.
She's alright.

[Jopax]

Oh hey, it's me again, with more faces, some of them slightly disturbing:

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[Descan]

You're so British!

[DrPoo]

I am.. ugly.. must refrain from eye raping other people with my ugly ugly ugly looks.
If i ever posted a pic of myself i would have to flick my gender option back to the one that represents my physical body.

Im also very fucking ugly en femme. Look like a whore.
A 40 year old whore even.

[Ogdibus]

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[Xantalos]

I am.. ugly.. must refrain from eye raping other people with my ugly ugly ugly looks.
If i ever posted a pic of myself i would have to flick my gender option back to the one that represents my physical body.

Im also very fucking ugly en femme. Look like a whore.
A 40 year old whore even.

I've seen a few pictures you've posted. You're not ugly.