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[DrPoo]

I was meaning in my WIMEN clothes.
Im just asking so i wont permanently traumatise completely innocent people.

[pisskop]

Spoiler: My Title Says: Don't Look! (click to show/hide)

Made you look

[DrPoo]

Spoiler: My Title Says: Don't Look! (click to show/hide)

Made you look

Wat.

[pisskop]

You can spoiler it.

You can spoiler it with a title.

[Nospherat]

I want to post pictures of myself but i am fugly right now
I want more pics with me and my soviet hat, as i promised that guy a few pages back whose name i forgot.

Also, i figured out when i can go visit my ladyfriend in copenhagen, we are going to do alot of girl things :3

If i look somewhat reasonable, do you people want a picture?

Tisk tisk tisk. 'Twas me and Lt. Lamp.
Here, I got Lt. Lamp to model for yet another hat in my collection.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Anyways, you're not the first one to forget me so. This may prompt me to start my life of crime, just like I always wanted to.


Police Oficer: So, lemme get this straight ma'am, the burglar ran into your house, stole all your hats and ran off? What did ya say he looked like?
Victim: Ummm .... what were we talking about again?

[DrPoo]

NOSPHERAT! It was that yeah!

[Spaghetti7]

If i look somewhat reasonable, do you people want a picture?

'Course we do. Let's take a look at ya.

I've got a photo for y'all, actually. Bit of a different direction than hats, but hey, we'll go with it.

Spoiler: My Toast (click to show/hide)

I could turn its appearence in to a metaphor about the forum goers existance.
But instead, I'm just going to say I'm not very good at cutting bread. Or paying attention when it's toasting. Or spreading butter. But hey, life goes on. 

[MrWillsauce]

Dear gods, would you like any toast with that butter?

[DrPoo]

If i look somewhat reasonable, do you people want a picture?

'Course we do. Let's take a look at ya.

I've got a photo for y'all, actually. Bit of a different direction than hats, but hey, we'll go with it.

Spoiler: My Toast (click to show/hide)

I could turn its appearence in to a metaphor about the forum goers existance.
But instead, I'm just going to say I'm not very good at cutting bread. Or paying attention when it's toasting. Or spreading butter. But hey, life goes on. 

I've seen nicer on rotten.com! You monster!

[Spaghetti7]

Dear gods, would you like any toast with that butter?

Imagine a scenario. You're in a rush. You've had it up to your eyeballs with life and its shit after it burns your toast while your out of the room. You want to cover you "toast" (if you can call it that) in butter, but it spreads about as easily as a brick.
What else is a man to do?

[MrWillsauce]

You call that burnt? That's how I like my toast.

[DrPoo]

You call that burnt? That's how I like my toast.

you are terrifying.

[MrWillsauce]

You call that burnt? That's how I like my toast.

you are terrifying.

I meant without all the butter.

[Spaghetti7]

You call that burnt? That's how I like my toast.

Well, normally I wouldn't mind that level of charcoal sitting on my bread, but when it's on a torn chisel that's decorated with chunks of fat, I might just turn a little sour.

[Nospherat]

Ow man, this reminds me of my culinary habits.
Couple of days ago woke up, threw a couple of slices of bread in the oven. (Yeah. Oven. No toaster. ) Went to the loo and promptly fell asleep on the can while reading the news on my phone.

When I finally woke up, my phone was on the bathroom floor covered in cat piss (didn't even phase me), my legs were all but paralysed and there was an ominous black smoke filling my home.
Aaaaaand I was hungry as a bear. And late for work.

So, I did whatever a not-so-normal person would do. Grabbed the bread-coals from the oven, crushed them into a half-empty jar of jam, added some ancient mouldy chips that I still had in my cupboard, shoved it all in my mouth and ran off to work.

But yes, I've been told my cooking skills are bordering food poisoning.
Last time I "cooked" for a few of my friends, one of them deemed the pot as more edible than the contents and we ordered pizza.

So yea, your toast looks yummy.
*sigh* Obviously, now I'm hungry.
BRB, going to assemble a health hazard dinner.