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[Ehndras]

Why the hell do animals and babies love me so much!?

Spoiler: I was drinking coffee at a friends when a bird climbed up my pant leg and decided to chill on my shoulder. I thought it was hilarious and folks took a few pictures as proof, later her switched shoulders, playfully pecked at my pentacle earring, and stayed on my shoulder for 40 mins as I walked around. It was very fun! (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bemused face is bemused (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "Oh stop it, you!" (click to show/hide)

[Descan]

Your shoulders must be just... covered in poop. Like, a carpet.

[Ehndras]

No, not at all.

[Yoink]

I love the bird's (parrot's?) bashful-looking expression in that last pic.

[PyroDesu]

Alright, here's my ugly mug, made worse by shitty webcam:

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[The Darkling Wolf]

Snazzy glasses bro.

[Ehndras]

Pyro/Stephen! That picture looks horrible, man. You look a lot better on a regular basis than that picture shows Also, did you see the massive Scifi Lore dump I posted in the Skype group?

[Askot Bokbondeler]

that...that isn't a spambot? :|

Apparently not. I think.

nope, i was right
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=48718.msg3638422#msg3638422

_{...yes, yes i did bookmark that post, and checked it every other day for the last four months. wohoo! report button, here i come!}

[The Darkling Wolf]

Your dedication is admirable.

[MorleyDev]

So my friend finally has be around for her Photography project, which was based around a theme of "Modern Victorian" and "What if Victorians had Instagram?". She used me for the more "typically Victorian" pictures, something about having a "Classical Face"...

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Some of them are blurry because those ones were took with a slow shutter speed to better emulate actual Victorian Photographs, since nobody can stand perfectly still.

[Rose]

Some of them are blurry because those ones were took with a slow shutter speed to better emulate actual Victorian Photographs, since nobody can stand perfectly still.

No, they're blurry because it's hard to focus a camera mid-orgasm

[Hanslanda]

I guess I should show everyone my dogs.

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Her name is Josey. She's... Not the smartest.

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He, on the other hand, is Debeau, and he is one of the smartest dogs I've ever met.

She's half mutt, half boxer, he is half boxer, half Lesser Bernese Mountain Dog. She weighs about seventy five pounds, and he weighs around ninety or so.

[Ogdibus]

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[Kamin]

How can you people look so natural in pictures?
Every time someone points a camera at me, I turn into a frozen half-smiling embarrassed troll that does not know how to hold his extremities.

Spoiler: for instance, something like this (click to show/hide)

Damn it.

Oh my God. You must grow out your mustache. You are the reincarnation of Teddy Roosevelt.

[Blargityblarg]

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Had another gig at the HiFi Bar on Sunday.

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The whole band; Midriff Explosion.

http://www.facebook.com/midriffexplosion