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[Descan]

[Shook]

comrade shook displays large anthraconite ball

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and hideously skinny arms but that is another matter

I'll spare you the horror that is a shirtless me though. Doesn't matter how you like your guys, it can and will obliterate all your corneas.

[Guardian G.I.]

comrade shook displays large anthraconite ball

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and hideously skinny arms but that is another matter

Don't worry about your skinny arms, there are people whose arms are way more skinner than this (me, for example).

[Descan]

You are all puny baby men!

You are not strong like bull! >:C

[Shook]

I AM STRONG LIKE BEE

wait

Fun thing is that my partner during that field trip was (and still is) an inuit powerlifter (whom i shall not share images of because privacy). The difference between our builds is... Quite significant, to say the least. I stand a head taller than him (my passport says 190 cm hoohah) but he's like 10 kg heavier than me. I slightly jelly, but hey, for someone with as passive a lifestyle as me, beefcake status is neither required or necessary. Besides, if i'm skinny, it takes more angry fist strikes before my keyboard breaks.

[kaijyuu]

* kaijyuu is also skinny

* kaijyuu actually does like lanky guys so my corneas definitely would not be obliterated :3

[Hubris Incalculable]

* kaijyuu is also skinny

* kaijyuu actually does like lanky guys so my corneas definitely would not be obliterated :3

Perhaps said stomach is painfully pale. Though, that, perhaps, would result in the death of the retina, rather than the cornea.

Whatever.

[MaximumZero]

Besides, if i'm skinny, it takes more angry fist strikes before my keyboard breaks.

If it takes more than an aside glance to break a keyboard, you're doing it wrong.

[kaijyuu]

I'm not sure which martial art taught you to break things with a stern look, but I wanna learn it now.

[Shook]

Besides, if i'm skinny, it takes more angry fist strikes before my keyboard breaks.

If it takes more than an aside glance to break a keyboard, you're doing it wrong.

You misunderstand me, great manifestation of badass! I do not wish to destroy my keyboard, for i love my keyboard. It's just that i used to vent my VIDEO GAME RAEG by hammering the shit out of my keyboard with PUNY OFFICE FISTS (hereby referred to as offists), and should that habit return, it would mean that it takes longer before i have to buy a new keyboard to hammerpunch. And besides, if my aside glances could explode things, i'd be convicted for mass murder and wanton destruction. :c (well, they'd try to, i'd just aside glance their asses to explodyville)

@kaijyuu: Don't say i didn't warn you. :U (also pictured: sunglasses and wild censor box)
I refuse to be ashamed of going shirtless when it's super hot, and that day, it was. 26 degrees Celcius in fucking NORWAY (yes, 26 degrees is super hot if you're born and raised in Denmark). With no wind and blistering sunshine all day. I go by the naive belief that if i'm pale enough, the sun will be burned by my reflection of it. It's not working yet, but one day, the sun will darken, and i will shout triumphantly: "HOW DO YOU LIKE GETTING BURNED, YOU GREAT FLAMING ASSHOLE?" And my mad laughter will echo across the planet as the sky darkens and the pale winter befalls us. But i digress.

[Descan]

I'mma touch your nipples now.

*touch*

[kaijyuu]

Yeah, you have zero reason to feel body shame. At least in my view

[MaximumZero]

I do! I need to start my diet asap. I miss having abs.

[kaijyuu]

Pfft. More to love

[MaximumZero]

More to jiggle, you mean.