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[Rose]

Personally, I think the mini-beard makes you look like a douchebag, but you'd need advice from somebody of the opposite gender (Or ochita) to be sure.

[jc6036]

While I'm hardly qualified to judge facial hair since I lack it my self (Curse my genes!), I can say you should probably go a little bit thicker on the hair there.

[Yoink]

Askot and Galen should totally form a band.

[JoshuaFH]

Personally, I think the mini-beard makes you look like a douchebag, but you'd need advice from somebody of the opposite gender (Or ochita) to be sure.

I knew it Japa! I knew I looked like a D-bag! I don't know how to fix it though besides going completely clean, and I've really loved my little chin hairs to give me something to stroke.

[GalenEvil]

Lol Yoink! I think the only sort of band-type activities I might be able to take part in are along the lines of metal and a few of its subcategories. I think that one was my happy face too... for some reason people get unnerved around me when I look at them with a "I will fuck you up" expression on my face nearly all the time... GERRRRR

[Descan]

Finally got around to getting a picture of myself so here goes

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You are conquistador Jesus. The Christ one, not the... Spanish one.

[GalenEvil]

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You are conquistador Jesus. The Christ one, not the... Spanish one.

I will absolve your life with my Holy Hand Grenades, ME DAMNIT!!!

And by "absolve" I mean you will become melted by my "holy" fires!!! -,.,-

[Enzo]

Me + Japanese schoolgirl.

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Cho kawaii!

[ToonyMan]

So I decided I wanted a new style, one sans of my mustache a good deal of my goatee:

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What do you guys think? My eye for this stuff is painfully lacking.

Is that a time machine in the background.

[Ehndras]

So I decided I wanted a new style, one sans of my mustache a good deal of my goatee:

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What do you guys think? My eye for this stuff is painfully lacking.

Is that a time machine in the background.

Apparently Bay12 consists of flaming dwarves, Conquistator Jesus leading bearded revolutionaries, a Douchebag from the Past(tm), and a legion of stoic human beings incapable of smiling.

You know what, I think I'm okay with that.

[RedKing]

I should grab a pic of the current facial foliage before I trim it back to a more socially acceptable length. See, normally I shave the neck and then trim down the beard. But last time, the trimmer died after I shaved my neck. So I just left it like that. Now I need to shave the neck again *and* I have a double quantity of beard/sideburns. It's a shame I can't just say eff it and do the Walt Whitman look. Once I've gone completely grey and I'm no longer working, I'm letting it grow as far as Nature will allow.

[MonkeyHead]

So, on Saturday I got ate by a dinosaur...

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Fucking thing was animatronic and left bite marks on my midriff that looked awesome.

[mendonca]

So, on Saturday I got ate by a dinosaur...

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Fucking thing was animatronic and left bite marks on my midriff that looked awesome.

Ha ha! That's ace. The smile does kind of give it less gravitas than such an event would normally warrant ...

[Askot Bokbondeler]

of course it was animatronic, the real ones had featers

[MaximumZero]

I'm going to reclaim my parents' backyard. My tools are a machete and a hand axe.

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Wish me luck.