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[Dwarf]

Clarification:

Being a tr00 kvlt black metalhead includes

Never smiling
Never laughing
Limiting speech as far as possible
Arson of churches/crosses/whatnot
Murder
Suicide
Misanthropy
Hatred in general
Playing in a band, recording it on tape and releasing it, limited to under hundred or 666 copies

Also, the most infamous of Black Metalheads, murderer of Øystein "Euronymous" Aarseth, and arsonist of four churches...

[Cthulhu]

You forgot spiky bracers and reaching out toward the camera with a ridiculously hilarious frown on your face.

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Also, you must take yourself very seriously, despite the fact that you look retarded.

[Siquo]

Oh, and stand in the middle of a forest. In winter.

[Dwarf]

Uhm, as a non-tr00 kvlt black metalhead, I must add that that corpsepaint is quite innovative and looks awesome, depending on the style of black metal. I'd put it in the Depressive/Suicidal branch.

[Dwarf]

Oh, and stand in the middle of a forest. In winter.

Standing in the middle of forests in winter is awesome,
because forests have beauty and winter has grace.

[MrWiggles]

[Siquo]

Standing in the middle of forests in winter is awesome,
because forests have beauty and winter has grace.

Sorry, I thought you were making fun of the tr00kvlt bleckies, but you really are one yourself! I apologise...

[Dwarf]

Bah, I enjoy the cold and winter. I've not murdered anyone nor lightened anything, and I am a kind of social person.

[Siquo]

 

There's nothing like torturing nontrueblacks by calling them tr00.

[Solifuge]

This one is a bit old, but cool nonetheless. PREPARE TO CHARGE, SIR KNIGHT! Here I act as an exotic mount.

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That is an entirely adorable picture, Deon. Is he yours?

[TheDarkJay]

Me and my sister XD

...She took the picture, hence the silly/annoying border thing -,,,-

[Mishy]

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I fucking wish

[MrWiggles]

Thats either a nipple or a mole on the bottom right hand breast, and depending on the sex it probably needs to be Hello Kitty out due to forum rules.

[Deon]

This one is a bit old, but cool nonetheless. PREPARE TO CHARGE, SIR KNIGHT! Here I act as an exotic mount.

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That is an entirely adorable picture, Deon. Is he yours?

Yep, and he likes sticks and swords. I train him in a knightly dwarfy way .

P.S. It was taken even earlier. You can see the difference

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[Kagus]

Cute kid.  And might I say that you play the role of a horse quite well?

I'd make some comment about your wife saying the same thing, but that would probably be inappropriate...

Thats either a nipple or a mole on the bottom right hand breast, and depending on the sex it probably needs to be Hello Kitty out due to forum rules.

Seems like an awfully strange location for a nipple.  I'd say it's the tip of a finger or something.

Who is that anyways?