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[Tellemurius]

god damn your legs are pale, get a tan bro.

[Heron TSG]

Hey, they are tan. Except for the parts that are usually wearing clothes. 

[Tellemurius]

Hey, they are tan. Except for the parts that are usually wearing clothes. 

even then.... (suddenly remembers that Tellemurius's skin contains more yellow and red pigmentation allowing his skin to have a natural tan look even if its not.)

[Duke 2.0]

Wow, I look way older than I did last year.

 Holy balls you look like a man now.

 Your babyface has grown into a masculine jawline.

[Pandarsenic]

I will dress up in a while.  As soon as I have figured out how to sew more manly accoutrements for myself.

Are you going as "Man suffering from the tyranny of pants" as well?

Indeed.  Together, we shall be "Men overthrowing the tyranny of pants in violent revolution.  With guillotines."

You called?

I often am FREE OF THE TYRANNY OF SHIRTS

We shall overthrow all tyranny.

All of it.

Every. Tyrann-

Hold up, staring at Barbarossa's inhumanly manly manjaw.

[RedKing]

Spoiler: Daughter's Halloween costume. (click to show/hide)

When your 4-year old tells you she wants to be an eyeball for Halloween, you don't question it. You just pat her on the head, tell her how awesome she is, and go for it. 

This is actually the beta version. She added little red capillaries on the white part and we stuffed it to make it rounder. Needless to say, it was a hit. After a sea of Spiderman and Iron Man, you're gonna remember that one.

[Footkerchief]

^^^ fucking awesome

[Vector]

^^^ fucking awesome

This.  Put into the Ackerman function.

[Siquo]

When your 4-year old tells you she wants to be an eyeball for Halloween, you don't question it. You just pat her on the head, tell her how awesome she is, and go for it. 

Indeed. What Vector said, times awesome.

[MaximumZero]

^^^ fucking awesome

This.  Put into the Ackerman function.

I'm going to go look at the wikipedia page for that.

* MaximumZero cancels attempt to understand the universe: Head exploded.

[Bdthemag]

^^^ fucking awesome

This.  Put into the Ackerman function.

I'm going to go look at the wikipedia page for that.

* MaximumZero cancels attempt to understand the universe: Head exploded.

Good to see that there are still kids out there who want to make their own costume, and your daughter is a fucking genius for thinking that up.

[Scaraban]

First thought, "Fact Sphere!" then I remembered it was an eye.

[Heron TSG]

Spoiler: quoteblock (click to show/hide)

I will dress up in a while.  As soon as I have figured out how to sew more manly accoutrements for myself.

Are you going as "Man suffering from the tyranny of pants" as well?

Indeed.  Together, we shall be "Men overthrowing the tyranny of pants in violent revolution.  With guillotines."

You called?

I often am FREE OF THE TYRANNY OF SHIRTS

We shall overthrow all tyranny.

All of it.

Every. Tyrann-

Hold up, staring at Barbarossa's inhumanly manly manjaw.

Can I join this revolution? Running with next-to-no-pants is awesome, if a bit chilly.

[MaximumZero]

Spoiler: quoteblock (click to show/hide)

I will dress up in a while.  As soon as I have figured out how to sew more manly accoutrements for myself.

Are you going as "Man suffering from the tyranny of pants" as well?

Indeed.  Together, we shall be "Men overthrowing the tyranny of pants in violent revolution.  With guillotines."

You called?

I often am FREE OF THE TYRANNY OF SHIRTS

We shall overthrow all tyranny.

All of it.

Every. Tyrann-

Hold up, staring at Barbarossa's inhumanly manly manjaw.

Can I join this revolution? Running with next-to-no-pants is awesome, if a bit chilly.

Yes! We are revolutioning against pants! Turn the other cheek!

[Bdthemag]

Spoiler: quoteblock (click to show/hide)

I will dress up in a while.  As soon as I have figured out how to sew more manly accoutrements for myself.

Are you going as "Man suffering from the tyranny of pants" as well?

Indeed.  Together, we shall be "Men overthrowing the tyranny of pants in violent revolution.  With guillotines."

You called?

I often am FREE OF THE TYRANNY OF SHIRTS

We shall overthrow all tyranny.

All of it.

Every. Tyrann-

Hold up, staring at Barbarossa's inhumanly manly manjaw.

Can I join this revolution? Running with next-to-no-pants is awesome, if a bit chilly.

Yes! We are revolutioning against pants! Turn the other cheek!

We are the 5% of people who want to revolt against the tyranny of pants! WE ARE THE 5%, THE OTHER 95% CANNOT TELL US WHAT TO DO!