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[olemars]

Wait, your paying people so they let you do manual labor on a boat? Seems a bit odd...

Clearly you have never been sailing.
It is like a vacation for people who are too cool to walk around with a camera and look like a tool, except with that one guy who can't keep down he's lunch for the first few days.

Hey, I only threw up twice this year.

[Max White]

I'm fine on the water, but as soon as I step back on land... Oh god. Sleeping becomes horrible, feeling like your still rocking around. Can't stand it.

[Jackrabbit]

Last time I was in a boat it was to go diving and it was the most amazing thing I've ever done, so I'm not really against boats, I'm just terrified of drowning. Still, sounds like an experience I'll need to have some day, if only once.

[Siquo]

i dont think you can discuss piracy on the forum

Yeah, it's against the policy. Toady's gonna make you lot walk the plank, arrr!

[olemars]

Spoiler: We actually did have a cannon on board but it wasn't terribly impressive (click to show/hide)

[Askot Bokbondeler]

aww, its cute

[Jackrabbit]

It looks portable. Could you hide it under your coat and use it to ward off sea-punks?

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i don't know, it looks more like something you'd attach a bunch of keys to

[SalmonGod]

i don't know, it looks more like something you'd attach a bunch of keys to

To discourage someone from stealing them?

[Askot Bokbondeler]

no, just as a neat souvenir

[SalmonGod]

To me that would say, "Get your hands away from my keys or you'll get shot in the hand with my hand cannon."

[Askot Bokbondeler]

its a hand cannon because it fits on your palm or because it shoots hands?

[SalmonGod]

its a hand cannon because it fits on your palm or because it shoots hands?

Both.  That's the fun of it!

[Pandarsenic]

Spoiler: SHIRTLESS FURY: CHEST HAIR EDITION (click to show/hide)

No secret masturbation while taking photo here. Move along.

Yeah, I hate my body hair. Gives me plenty of material for my trichitillomania... except that I apparently have some wonky variant where it's not about removing their hair, but about not having it, meaning having that much is infuriating.

In.
Fucking.
Furiating.

[Scaraban]

Well that sounds terrible.