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[Blargityblarg]

It's a combination of the weird-ass smile and the words.

[joss]

There aren't enough cat pictures on the internet, so I'll try to mend the situation a little.

Her name is Kiti, a wonderfully original name that is evidently pronounced exactly the same as "kitty". She may look young, but actually she's 14 years old. A friend once told me: "I don't like cats. Cats are like dogs, only gay." When my cat wants to get out, she jumps on the doorhandle making an awful lot of noise and apparently she has a need to go out every night at about 4am, sometimes even several times during the night. At those times I begin to wonder if my friend was right all along.

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[Josephus]

I love snowshoes!

Edit: the cat breed, not the shoes.

[ILikePie]

They have calicoes all over the place here. They used to crap in our sandbox.

[ToonyMan]

I have two snowshoe cats, maybe I should take pictures of them.

They're gay twins.

[Jackrabbit]

That cat actually does look old. Rather regal, even.

[Josephus]

That cat actually does look old. Rather regal, even.

It's a fundamental attribute proper to Siamese cats and their relatives, which is to say, the Tonkinese, the Snowshoe, and the Burmese. They either look sneaky, ragged, and malevolent, or regal and dignified. Normally the latter.

[Huesoo]

These are my crops.

Problem?

[Kagus]

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Problem?

Problem.  Looks like yer willy's hangin' out.


Crops are always neat though.

[Josephus]

Hey, I see it too1

[Huesoo]

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Problem?

Problem.  Looks like yer willy's hangin' out.


Crops are always neat though.

Thats my umbrella...

[Josephus]

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Problem?

Problem.  Looks like yer willy's hangin' out.


Crops are always neat though.

Thats my umbrella...

Why do you call it "umbrella"? I just call mine Johnson.

[Huesoo]

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Problem?

Problem.  Looks like yer willy's hangin' out.


Crops are always neat though.

Thats my umbrella...

Why do you call it "umbrella"? I just call mine Johnson.

Because when I open my pants it really stretches the girls. No that wont work, its my umbrella handle.

[Tylui]

Huesoo, Where do you live? I know you've said it, but now I've forgotten and I'm much too lazy to find out. I FEEL DUMB NOW THAT I REALIZED WHERE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.


Anyway: Sativa? Don't see those too much in these parts.

[Outcast Orange]

That could've come straight from Axe Cop.

Actually, it came from a badfic named 'Doom: Repercussions of Evil'.

I'm pretty sure it came from Arby 'n The Chief.