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[Helgoland]

Our media have once again proven themselves to be suboptimal, then
Though I think Merkel's decision is sound: By visiting on the 10th, she's honoring the fallen Soviet soldiers - those who directly broke Nazi Germany's back - while not legitimizing the posturing that is the military parade during this time of conflict.

Damn, why do I have to like that woman so much?

[Knit tie]

Because you are a closet submissive with a subconscius affection for strong women ordering you around

[Sheb]

Seeing how you described your girlfriend Helgo, I think there is some truth in Knit tie's statement. :p

[Knit tie]

Seeing how you described your girlfriend Helgo, I think there is some truth in Knit tie's statement. :p

How did Helgo describe his girlfriend?

[Angle]

Enquiring minds want to know!

[Sheb]

She's basically that germanic opera heroin with the orned helmet. She actually drank him under the table when they first met, before dragging him by the hair to her lair. She's been known to end bar fights with a single stare, and end bar fighter's consciousness with a single punch.*





_{*This might not be the exact words Helgo used, but it's certainly the impression he left me with.}

[Bumblebee]

Just when I was about to join the parade of super-tactless watchers... Thaks supernatural powers I didn't have to!

Sooo romantic!~~ 

[Knit tie]

She's basically that germanic opera heroin with the orned helmet. She actually drank him under the table when they first met, before dragging him by the hair to her lair. She's been known to end bar fights with a single stare, and end bar fighter's consciousness with a single punch.*

What can I say, she sounds exactly like his type of woman

[Orange Wizard]

Such a romantic couple.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Spehss you remind me of shaggy from scooby doo if he had a crack addiction

[Spehss _]

Spehss you remind me of shaggy from scooby doo if he had a crack addiction

...thanks? I think? Uh. I can see the resemblance to Shaggy, but, uh....

_{^{I'll just take it as a compliment.}}

[KingofstarrySkies]

It was a kossliment.

[Helgoland]

She's basically that germanic opera heroin with the orned helmet. She actually drank him under the table when they first met, before dragging him by the hair to her lair. She's been known to end bar fights with a single stare, and end bar fighter's consciousness with a single punch.*

What can I say, she sounds exactly like his type of woman

Helgo is now some sort of walking giant, at least 2+ meters, and he finally found his giantess

Sheb's impression is roughly accurate. She holds her liquor at least as well as I do, she's just as stubborn as I am (very important!), and I wouldn't bet against her being able to knock out a horse.

She was kinda irritated when I suggested she dress up as a Valkyrie for Carnival though

[Yoink]

Spoiler: Yoink in an airport. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Yoink demonstrating a healthy diet of the three food groups. (click to show/hide)

Burrito, beer and... uh, a slice of lime I guess. Does that count?

It occurs to me that Yoink looks really tired in both of these photos.
This probably has something to do with how terrible his sleep patterns have been lately.

[Bumblebee]

Spoiler: Yoink in an airport. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Yoink demonstrating a healthy diet of the three food groups. (click to show/hide)

Burrito, beer and... uh, a slice of lime I guess. Does that count?

A. Yoink is flying away? Leaving us, mortals, on the ground?
B. This cunning look on the second pic! "You know what I mean, get on the health food side, we have beer.... come here..." Uuh, hypnotizes.