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[Comrade P.]

What's that? A confession day?

Yes, Artyom, it is. Now repent and give us the number of your credit card!

Don't own one. Prefer cash savings in a little chest.

* For some reason, Knit Tie imagines solid gold breast implants.

I have a big chest filled with my organs and I have a small chest filled with moneys. How do you like that?

[Tidal]

What's that? A confession day?

Yes, Artyom, it is. Now repent and give us the number of your credit card!

Don't own one. Prefer cash savings in a little chest.

* For some reason, Knit Tie imagines solid gold breast implants.

I have a big chest filled with my organs and I have a small chest filled with moneys. How do you like that?

Can I have the organ one? The contents would probably sell for a fair bit.

I don't know if anyone here likes Adventure Time, but I carved this last Halloween.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

His nose ended up scraped out too, but I didn't get a picture.

This is my ball python, Claude.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As a spider morph, his back has some webby patterns.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Comrade P.]

Can I have the organ one? The contents would probably sell for a fair bit.

I don't know if anyone here likes Adventure Time, but I carved this last Halloween.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

His nose ended up scraped out too, but I didn't get a picture.

This is my ball python, Claude.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As a spider morph, his back has some webby patterns.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I need both myself. They are vital for me.

Nice Ice King/Simon pumpkin carving.

Nice python as well.

[Spehss _]

This is my ball python, Claude.
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As a spider morph, his back has some webby patterns.
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Claude's face in the first pic is cute. Dat eye.

[TD1]

My first name starts with a "J", it's a Biblical reference

My name is also in the Bible, and the first letter sounds awfully like a J. Not chosen for that, AFAIK.

And that's all the information you will get out of me, unless an offer of cookies comes with it

[Kadzar]

As a spider morph, his back has some webby patterns.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Not knowing what spider morph means, I chose to believe that your snake has the ability to turn into a spider.

[TD1]

Spider-snake, spider-snake, does whatever a spider-snake does...

[Spehss _]

Finally managed a decent photo that doesn't make me look like I have down syndrome. Only took multiple photos and taking my glasses off and tilting my head at juuuust the right angle and holy shit why do all my photos look like rubbish I swear I look normal in the mirror guys aaaaaaugh.

Apparently my face is either slightly misaligned and I never realized it or I'm horribly not-photogenic when my hair is short.

I went to too much effort to not post it though. Not posting the countless others because they've all been deleted to oblivion.

Spoiler: herp derp selfie erp (click to show/hide)

This is the expression of a guy who's spent too long taking godawful photos of his face with a potatocam phone and questioning what he is doing with his life.

[Tiruin]

Finally managed a decent photo that doesn't make me look like I have {something with genetics}

Bad assumption there. I:<

[Tidal]

As a spider morph, his back has some webby patterns.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Not knowing what spider morph means, I chose to believe that your snake has the ability to turn into a spider.

Spiders have reduced black patterns which gives them a barbed-wire look, lighter colour, high bellies, and green eyes.

Spoiler: not mine! (click to show/hide)

He's actually named both after this butler (who's based on a spider) . . .

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

. . . and that he isn't actually Clawed. Which is a terrible joke in retrospect.

[mastahcheese]

Spehss, you look good, stop lying.

*Reads back through the thread*

Is there a reason people are posting their private information?

I've already mentioned in the rage thread that I live in Somerset, Kentucky, so that's no secret. I've already told my name to one person, but I'm not sure if I feel like just throwing that out there, even as generic as it is.

[Spehss _]

Take my word for it, too many attempted photos looked bad. Either my face is slightly misaligned or I tilt my head at a slight angle or my glasses distort the image or my camera hates my guts.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Finally managed a decent photo that doesn't make me look like I have {something with genetics}

Bad assumption there. I:<

It just occured to me that this statement can be interpreted in two diametrally opposite ways.

[Dutchling]

You mean Tiruin thinks Spehss looks like a Downie Little Person no matter what kind of picture he takes?

Tir why so mean D:

[Tawa]

I:<

I read this as a man with a hat frowning deeply.