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[SalmonGod]

Do you live in a car commercial?

not at all

Very good.  I'm convinced, and shall never accuse you of living in a car commercial again.

[flabort]

So I am looking 100% stereotypically Russian here?

Spoiler: yours truly (click to show/hide)

Yes. But not the Russian stereotype most people think of.
Another person I'm thinking of who fits into this stereotype is Black Widow.

You know, the insufferably-smug but considered-attractive-by-most-people young-person-with-intelligent-and-condescending-sounding-Russian-accent stereotype.

[scrdest]

...I do hope however we do not show any of those unpleasant qualities that usually come with those "images", however.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with vodka!

Well, I haven't consumed any alcohol for humble 18 years of my life so far. Except kvass maybe.

You do realize you're legally obligated by law to obtain a bottle of vodka before the age of 20? Otherwise VodKGB will barge into your house and take away your Russian citizenship for Gross Violation of National Stereotype. Hundreds of people have it happen to them every year! Don't be one of them: become an alcoholic today!

[Comrade P.]

A friend of mine found this photo of me holding a kitten from two years ago:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Arx]

... P., what are you about to do to that poor animal?

[Comrade P.]

This was the exact question asked when someone made this picture back then. They took him away from me shortly after it was made.

[Helgoland]

Do you live in a car commercial?

not at all

Hey, I saw miauw getting involved in the inevitable Bosnian/Serb flamewar!

[flabort]

Some photos of my homemade dinner.
Well, the gravy was homemade. The other components came out of packages and two just needed heating.

[Orange Wizard]

Some photos of my homemade dinner.
Well, the gravy was homemade. The other components came out of packages and two just needed heating.

That looks... um... non-standard? That means disgusting.

[miauw62]

Do you live in a car commercial?

not at all

Hey, I saw miauw getting involved in the inevitable Bosnian/Serb flamewar!

That was just for laughs though, I can't even understand what they're saying

[Comrade P.]

So I walked into a park today

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It was empty, all black and white and rather depressive.

[Rose]

if it was empty, then that must be you in the picture, in which case...



WHO WAS CAMERA!

[Sheb]

We just need to add a guy in a corner passed out from too much vodka to reach critical stereotypical Russian density.

[Comrade P.]

Okay, it was almost empty. There was me and a handful of people scattered around. It still felt empty, which is usually nice, but not when it is that grim.

[Descan]

In the grim whiteness of the Russian parklands, there is only vodka.