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[Taco Dan]

Doesn't it?

[Jackrabbit]

What are you people doing? Producing a mere few hilariously crappy fanfics yourselves and you even have the audacity to not work on them much? Well, I've taken it further. I've gone all the way.

Because of some stupid two day waiting period, here is the story in brief before it EXPLODES onto the net in a manner befitting a NUCLEAR BOMB.

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so proffessor we meta again” said freeman as he walked slowly towards the hueg srage slowly so as not to get there to fat. “yes freemanb ut this time yu will bow befar me hahahahaha!!!~!1!” said the proeffesror. “now you must face the final chanalage! HAND IN YOUR HOMEWORK!” and freeman gaspsed because he forgot and he waws in college which is where this story is set in college lol! And he said “but i frogrot and then the proffesdor just looked at him. “detention!” he said because he was mean

CHAPTOR 2: DETENTION

Freeman was in detention with his best friend Bartey Calhonda and they were talkcoming about there school life wen the PRICSIPAL WALKED IN! “oh no! It’s the PRINCIAPL!” said Bareny. And it was! The pricinapls name was Higgs ‘massive scalar elementary particle’ Bobson (arthurs note: Science joke lol hahahaha) and he was MADE! “WHAT ARE YOU TWO PLATING AT?” he scremed at them but Gorden jumped past him and oit the door! “Sorry I need to save the planet from the cambing”! he shouted overh is shoulder as he ran and he jumped out the window and because the school was on a hill he landed on a skylight and broke through and landed in a room full of evil combine and batman was sad because that was his thing. “I’m here to stlop you you even com binge!” gordan said triumphentlat and he kicked on and it full down and the rest ran away after he blew the building up and then there appeared the EVIL ADVISTROR! And it said in thought-spoke YOU WILL NEVER WIN FEREMAN BECAUSE WE ARE EVAL AND EVAL ALWAYS WINS and Gorden kicked it in the bells and then it said OW and ran away forever because being kicked in the bells is a terrible thing and gorden was a heroe! And everyone celebrated even the pricinpal and the man professor but not batman who was sulking in a corner like a wuss.

You can't beat me. You will never beat me.

Fun fact: Apparently advistror is a real word if typed in allcaps.

[John Hopoate]

What in God's name possesses people to write these ridiculous crossovers?


Jack Bauer meets Obi-Wan Kenobi
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5636645/2/A_New_World


Hannah Montana meets Airwolf
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4323245/1/The_Popstar_and_the_Hawke

[Taco Dan]

Fullmetal Alchemist meets Twilight? WTF!?
http://www.fanfiction.net/Fullmetal_Alchemist_and_Twilight_Crossovers/1703/2458/

[dermal_plating]

An extract from "Battlefield Chronicles."

Chapter 1

The sun came up slowly, casting a golden glow on the waters of the Men’uiea Harbor. Private Jonathan Groener was leaning over the rail of the U.S.S Saint Helens. His gut told him something was horribly wrong. The harbor which should have been bustling with people selling fish, vegetables, rice, was all gone. Not a whisper was heard. It was then his sergeant walked up. Something, wrong Groener he said. He replied, I have been to fish markets back home. Children were laughing, playing; I could hear people talking selling everything you could imagine. But here, it is silent, almost as if everyone’s dead. They probably are Sarge said. Sarge was a tall man, with black skin. He was often called the most intimidating man alive, except for the frigging Admiral.

Thank you god for allowing this site to exist, and thank you whoever created this thread for pointing it out to me.

[MrWiggles]

http://www.big-big-truck.com/bebop/twfe.html TOE RAPE!

[Blue-ninja]

I'm always on the lookout for some excellent yuri fanfiction

[Jackrabbit]

Dude, don't even discuss that here. You're far too new to know why but it wasn't pleasant, trust me.

Also it's against forum rules.

[Cecilff2]

This one always makes me laugh

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3321687/1/The_Metroid_Conspiracy_Pasts_of_the_Sin

[Leafsnail]

Dude, don't even discuss that here. You're far too new to know why but it wasn't pleasant, trust me.

Also it's against forum rules.

Am I right in thinking the reason is on page 1 of VN?

[Strife26]

Dude, don't even discuss that here. You're far too new to know why but it wasn't pleasant, trust me.

Also it's against forum rules.

Am I right in thinking the reason is on page 1 of VN?

2nd topic, right after Gentlemen.

[MrWiggles]

AMVs aren't much better. You wade through a lot of crap to find a few gems, though unlike fanfiction the gems seem to be there more often.

One of the few bits of fan fiction I liked, was written by my step dad, of all peeples about Red Dwarf.

[Blue-ninja]

Dude, don't even discuss that here. You're far too new to know why but it wasn't pleasant, trust me.

Also it's against forum rules.

It is a statement.

[Realmfighter]

Dude, don't even discuss that here. You're far too new to know why but it wasn't pleasant, trust me.

Also it's against forum rules.

It is a statement.

A statement thats brings back horrible memory's.

[Blue-ninja]

Dude, don't even discuss that here. You're far too new to know why but it wasn't pleasant, trust me.

Also it's against forum rules.

It is a statement.

A statement thats brings back horrible memory's.

It was never discussed further, wasn't it?