Try this:
HX DOS Extender - a Win32 emulator for DOS, basically.
You can run Liberal Crime Squad in DOS! (Probably... LCS is a Win32 console application and those work under HX DOS Extender in DOS.) TRY IT! If you dare... I have not tried it yet myself, but I am pretty sure it will work. If you don't have DOS installed, use a DOS emulator, or something. The HX DOS Extender webpage tells which DOS emulators it works with. HAVE FUN! (You might also need a program called
DOSLFN that allows Long File Names under DOS, I'm not sure. Also you should try running under both
MS-DOS 7.10 and
FreeDOS 1.0, as well as any DOS emulators like
DOSBox or
DOSEMU, or PC emulators like
QEMU, and try other versions of DOS too if you dare. Lots of experiments you could do. If you still have a floppy disk drive on your computer, you'll find it makes it easier to boot into DOS, and perhaps if you are daring, you could make a Liberal Crime Squad boot disk that loads DOS, loads HX DOS Extender, and starts Liberal Crime Squad right from AUTOEXEC.BAT. HINT: to fit Liberal Crime Squad onto a floppy, use
UPX to compress the main executable.)
Anyway, if you still have an old DOS computer laying around, it's probably just a simple matter of running HX DOS Extender and then running Liberal Crime Squad, although to be honest, you probably also need to run DOSLFN as well since it seems some of the files used by Liberal Crime Squad have long file names. Still, it can be done. Probably. Someone with spare time on their hands who likes experimenting, please test my theories and post results. I may get around to testing them myself if I find the time.