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Author Topic: Who's ready for the next version?  (Read 4286 times)

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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2010, 11:46:43 am »

EPICNESS WILL ENSUE.

If you will exuse me I am off to listen to eye of the tiger to furter increase the epicness of... well waiting I guess.
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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2010, 12:01:37 pm »

Hehe. I hope you all realize that the first release will be horribly and catastrophically buggy. ;)

But hey, that's part of the fun.
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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2010, 01:34:21 pm »

Actually, that's the most fun. I'm hoping for something along the lines of,

"My fortress was going along great, and then I tried to butcher a mule for some extra leather, and OHMYGOD WTF the donkey has boiling gold blood??!!!?! Oh god and now it's still alive and running around setting my dorfs on fire oh noes!!!!"


Hmm. Okay, if that isn't a bug, I want to mod it in now.
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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2010, 09:35:20 pm »

Actually, that's the most fun. I'm hoping for something along the lines of,

"My fortress was going along great, and then I tried to butcher a mule for some extra leather, and OHMYGOD WTF the donkey has boiling gold blood??!!!?! Oh god and now it's still alive and running around setting my dorfs on fire oh noes!!!!"



Hmm. Okay, if that isn't a bug, I want to mod it in now.


I will try that. FOR SCIENCE!
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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2010, 09:40:13 pm »

Actually, that's the most fun. I'm hoping for something along the lines of,

"My fortress was going along great, and then I tried to butcher a mule for some extra leather, and OHMYGOD WTF the donkey has boiling gold blood??!!!?! Oh god and now it's still alive and running around setting my dorfs on fire oh noes!!!!"


Hmm. Okay, if that isn't a bug, I want to mod it in now.


Its not a bug, its a feature!

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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2010, 02:20:09 am »

While this thread has become hilarious, I don't think anybody read into the first post enough to realize that I was being sarcastic, poking fun at all the new "next version" threads.

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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2010, 09:37:18 am »

I'm not. My computer's a total piece of crap and I doubt I'll be able to get more than a dozen FPS at best even with as little as 50 dwarves in a 2x2 embark area.
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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2010, 09:44:53 am »

While this thread has become hilarious, I don't think anybody read into the first post enough to realize that I was being sarcastic, poking fun at all the new "next version" threads.
Irrelevant.

In the tradition of the last couple big releases, I give you The Final Countdown.
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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2010, 10:54:57 am »

^ Unable to see from Russia (blocked) :(.
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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2010, 11:03:54 am »

It's just a music video of the song "The Final Countdown" By a band called Europe.
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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2010, 11:36:24 am »

... it's blocked in Sweden too. What the eff...
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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2010, 08:42:44 pm »

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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2010, 08:51:13 pm »

So close I can feel its breath down my neck.
So close I can feel its smooth and round posterior...

Yes.
That sounds pretty hot, actually.
I'd tap that.
Uh-huh. Lots of things have breath, and an ass
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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2010, 05:31:02 am »

SCREW YOU, VEVO!

P.S. Ein, you suck for that link :D
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Re: Who's ready for the next version?
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2010, 09:13:46 am »

Need custom Z-level limit for construction. And a dispenser here, too.
Need a dispenser here!
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