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[Tradanbattlan]

Become "UNHINGER, LEVEL 28 DOMINATRIX"

[Taco Dan]

Simply Unhinge the door.

You unhinge the door, a large metal door is behind it, there are no hinges on this door.

> Look for a better weapon than a shoe.

You combine the mouse from your computer with your shoe, it is now a MOUSE FLAIL.

Cast "Unhinge" on self.

You unhinge yourself. Nothing happens.

Become "UNHINGER, LEVEL 28 DOMINATRIX"

...
...
...What?

[ein]

> Look for a better weapon than a shoe.

You combine the mouse from your computer with your shoe, it is now a MOUSE FLAIL.

RAT MOUSE FLAIL

> Hit metal door with mouse flail

> Hit self with mouse flail

> Examine metal door

[silhouette]

lick the metal door.

[RAM]

Cast "Unhinge" on computer's password.

[Taco Dan]

> Hit metal door with mouse flail

> Hit self with mouse flail

> Examine metal door

You hit the door with your flail, nothing happens.
You hit yourself with the flail, OW! Jeez, you could hurt somebody with that.
The door is made of steel, and very thick, it also seems to be on a slider and thus has no hinges.

lick the metal door.

Tastes like cold metal.

Cast "Unhinge" on computer's password.

Nothing happens. What'd you expect, it doesn't unlock things, it just knocks them off their hinges.

[webadict]

> Punch a hole in wall with rage

[Armok]

climb out the window, but don't let go, then try to somehow climb to the underside of the house withoute falling.

[eerr]

Ensure the computer is just outside the window, then jump on the computer and hang on for dear life.

[Taco Dan]

> Punch a hole in wall with rage

You manage to slightly dent the wall, but your hand hurts, A LOT.

climb out the window, but don't let go, then try to somehow climb to the underside of the house withoute falling.

What house? it's just a window, there's nothing around that window, just a void.

Ensure the computer is just outside the window, then jump on the computer and hang on for dear life.

The computer begins floating, but the moment you touch it, it falls, and you along with it.


You think that you've had enough, and decide to look for a walkthrough (That's original, right?) online, you manage to get the password for the protected file, and open it. Once you do that, the computer shuts off and the metal door opens, revealing another room.
In this room is an Ogre, guarding a door, to the side is a flask on a pedestal.

[Armok]

> Lean out the window, reach around the side of it, and tuch where the "back" of the window shuld be. If possible, try to look there as well.

[Tradanbattlan]

Do not get ye flask.

[webadict]

> Use Dagger of Ogre-slaying +5 on Ogre

> Confuse Ogre with a riddle.

> Point and yell, "Look! A distraction," at Ogre.

[RAM]

Cast "Respawn" on ogre.

Cast "unhinge" on door.

Cast "Unhinge" on reality.

[Taco Dan]

> Lean out the window, reach around the side of it, and touch where the "back" of the window shuld be. If possible, try to look there as well.

It's completely solid in the back of the window, though it looks just as white as the void.

Do not get ye flask.

...

> Use Dagger of Ogre-slaying +5 on Ogre

> Confuse Ogre with a riddle.

> Point and yell, "Look! A distraction," at Ogre.

You don't have that weapon.
You walk up to the Ogre, "What get's bigger the more you take our of it?" the Ogre responds by punching you in the face, you respawn.
The Ogre responds to this distraction by punching you in the face, you respawn.

Cast "Respawn" on ogre.

Cast "unhinge" on door.

Cast "Unhinge" on reality.

You can only cast Respawn on yourself
The door unhinges, but the Ogre is keeping it up with his massive frame.
That is too big to cast Unhinge on.