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Author Topic: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck  (Read 7084 times)

Taco Dan

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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2010, 09:12:13 am »

Make a sweet cape out of the bed blankets and declare yourself supreme ruler of the domain that you have awoken in.
You tie the sheets around your neck and yell out that you are Lord King Payne IV ruler of Roomworld. You feel very triumphant, until you realize you have no subjects to rule over.
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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2010, 11:03:08 am »

> Throw computer out window.

> Open closet, preparing to bash monster's face in.

> Be awesome
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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2010, 11:40:38 am »

> Throw computer out window.

> Open closet, preparing to bash monster's face in.

> Be awesome
You throw your Computer out the window, it floats in the white abyss that is present outside.
You open your closet that is already open and prepare to fight a monster that isn't there.
You try to be awesome, nothing happens.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2010, 03:21:22 pm »

> Put on adventuring clothes

> Jump into white abyss
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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2010, 05:16:09 pm »

Make like Link and find a princess to save.
Even if that means sacrifice is necessary

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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2010, 05:21:03 pm »

Spontainiously Implode.
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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2010, 07:56:52 pm »

*Sigh*

Go through the door.
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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2010, 12:27:28 am »

> Put on adventuring clothes

> Jump into white abyss
You already have your clothes on, you started in them.
You jump out of the window, it seems you can only see the opening in the window you came from, the rest is just whiteness. As you fall farther away, the window seems to become engulfed in the abyss. Suddenly you are standing on the same room you started in, in the same place you started in, with the same clothes and inventory you had when you jumped. The computer is back and the window is closed.


Make like Link and find a princess to save.
Even if that means sacrifice is necessary
You pretend the key is a princess and save her from the evil computer by whacking it with your sword(shoe). You feel very heroic and pose with one foot keeping the evil villain down. It's a good thing nobody's watching you, right?

Spontainiously Implode.
You haven't learned that spell yet.

*Sigh*

Go through the door.
You've had enough dicking around in your room, and decide going out the door would be the best option now... locked... damn, you had a feeling this would happen.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2010, 12:55:08 am »

Use "Scroll of Unhinging" on door.

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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2010, 01:05:33 am »

Use "Scroll of Unhinging" on door.
You don't have that right now.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2010, 05:12:34 am »

Try the key in the door, and if it doesn't work that lock, try it in the lock box.
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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2010, 05:16:35 am »

lick the door.
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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2010, 05:36:45 am »

Cast "spell of unhinging", first on door, then on self.
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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2010, 05:47:28 am »

Try the key in the door, and if it doesn't work that lock, try it in the lock box.
The key does not work on the door, it does work in the box however, inside the box is what appears to be a half solved rubix cube, though it somehow seems hollow inside.

lick the door.
It has a nice woody taste.

Cast "spell of unhinging", first on door, then on self.
You don't have that spell yet.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: MSWord Adventures: Roomstuck
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2010, 05:57:15 am »

Cast "what spells do I know" spell and "spell inventory" spell.
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