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[Taco Dan]

This is a text adventure.
I'm just sorta bored and have way too much free time for a while.
EDIT: I've changed the name too, you like it?

You are in a room. You can't quite remember what your name is, probably because you just popped into existence a few seconds ago. What was your name again?

[Armok]

> "Lord Evilrapeist the scourge of sanity"

[RAM]

Ray Payne

[Taco Dan]

> "Lord Evilrapeist the scourge of sanity"

Nonononono that's not it... is it?

Ray Payne

That's more like it.

You take a look at your surroundings:
You must be in your bedroom because there is a bed here, there is also a closet and a desk. Next to the desk is a chair, on the desk is a computer, it is off.
There is a door on the north wall and a window on the west one.

[Tradanbattlan]

>Look under the blankets of your bed.

[RAM]

Find a telephone and call your friends, Hugh Jass and Mike Roach.

[Eztuzt]

Urinate on the window, and then check inside the closet and desk, and underneath the bed. Leave the computer alone for now.

[ein]

>Grab Sword

[hillburra]

Have a bowel movement and use the excrement to write a list on the window. The list should be a shopping list but any generic list is acceptable.

[Taco Dan]

>Look under the blankets of your bed.

There's nothing there, except the blankets which are now in a jumbled heap, and it was all nice and made too.

Find a telephone and call your friends, Hugh Jass and Mike Roach.

You don't seem to recall having friends by those names, nor do you recall having a phone in your room.

Urinate on the window, and then check inside the closet and desk, and underneath the bed. Leave the computer alone for now.

The window already seems to have been peed on, someone beat you to it. As for the content of everything you searched, There's a shoe and a lockbox in the closet, a key, paper and a pencil in the desk, and $20 under the bed. You hoard them all like a rat.

>Grab Sword

You don't see a sword, but you do have a shoe. You wield your shoe in a threatening manner. Everyone around you is awestruck by your shoe prowess, except that there's nobody around.

Have a bowel movement and use the excrement to write a list on the window. The list should be a shopping list but any generic list is acceptable.

You don't feel the need to poo... such an action would be silly, you already have writing utencils with which to write a shopping list.

• Milk
• Butter
• Eggs
• Bread

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Shopping list, paper and pencil, lockbox, key
Weapon: Shoe
Money: $20

[RAM]

Figure out what sort of superpowers you have.

[Taco Dan]

Figure out what sort of superpowers you have.

Hmm... You don't seem to have any super powers. Wait... it seems you can make your eyes glow if you strain hard enough, but it's very tiring and not at all practical, as this also causes you to go blind while doing so.

[RAM]

Eat the computer to absorb its information.

[Taco Dan]

Eat the computer to absorb its information.

Your teeth hurt now, You have no idea why you tried to do that.

[hillburra]

Make a sweet cape out of the bed blankets and declare yourself supreme ruler of the domain that you have awoken in.