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xdarkcodex

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Re: Impossible Name
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2010, 04:19:13 am »
Quote from: silhouette on January 24, 2010, 03:53:34 am
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Quote from: smigenboger on January 23, 2010, 05:56:45 pm
it can translate to a drunken dwarf trying to say "Ahh! my beard is on fire!" while having a mangled tongue.
Ridiculous. A dwarf would find nothing wrong with a burning beard.
He would probably be rewarded for his awesomeness.

     A dwarf with a burning beard and some booze could probably show a dragon a thing or two about firebreathing.
a dwarf with a burning beard and some booze IS a dragon.
Or an dwarf that just ate a chilli.
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Re: Impossible Name
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2010, 11:05:44 am »
Quote from: xdarkcodex on January 24, 2010, 03:16:52 am
Quote from: 100killer9 on January 23, 2010, 09:55:48 pm
Quote from: smigenboger on January 23, 2010, 05:56:45 pm
it can translate to a drunken dwarf trying to say "Ahh! my beard is on fire!" while having a mangled tongue.
Ridiculous. A dwarf would find nothing wrong with a burning beard.
He would probably be rewarded for his awesomeness.
You're assuming that somebody would actually notice that his beard was on fire.
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Re: Impossible Name
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2010, 11:24:38 am »
Quote from: silhouette on January 24, 2010, 03:53:34 am
a dwarf with a burning beard and some booze IS a dragon.
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Lord Dakoth

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Re: Impossible Name
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2010, 03:48:29 pm »
Dwarven immaterialism: If a burning dwarf falls in a fortress, and everyone is On Break, is there smoke?
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Re: Impossible Name
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2010, 06:18:08 pm »
Quote from: Lord Dakoth on January 24, 2010, 03:48:29 pm
Dwarven immaterialism: If a burning dwarf falls in a fortress, and everyone is On Break, is there smoke?
Depends...Do your dwarf smoke when they are on break?
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Re: Impossible Name
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2010, 06:25:40 pm »
The Burning Bush was actually a flaming beard. The dwarf who previously owned it got a little too close to the booz'.
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Re: Impossible Name
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2010, 07:18:37 pm »
Quote from: silhouette on January 24, 2010, 03:53:34 am
Quote from: Raphite1 on January 24, 2010, 03:45:07 am
Quote from: xdarkcodex on January 24, 2010, 03:16:52 am
Quote from: 100killer9 on January 23, 2010, 09:55:48 pm
Quote from: smigenboger on January 23, 2010, 05:56:45 pm
it can translate to a drunken dwarf trying to say "Ahh! my beard is on fire!" while having a mangled tongue.
Ridiculous. A dwarf would find nothing wrong with a burning beard.
He would probably be rewarded for his awesomeness.

     A dwarf with a burning beard and some booze could probably show a dragon a thing or two about firebreathing.
a dwarf with a burning beard and some booze IS a dragon.
A temporary dragon. But just as devastating if it reaches Booze Stockpile Prime.
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Re: Impossible Name
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2010, 09:16:24 pm »
Re-railing and de-railing this thread on the other side...


Toonyman, this is a sign from god. thou shalt speak like you did way back when, in caps and making no sense whatsoever. I miss old Toony. :'(
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Re: Impossible Name
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2010, 09:35:30 pm »
Old Toony misses me too.
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