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[Cheddarius]

It's a green M. A mutant FO SHO.

[Phantom]

Note: Player character said they were Human you dunce.

[Cheddarius]

The player lies to us
The GM lies to us
NOTHING IS REAL

[Phantom]

The player lies to us
The GM lies to us
NOTHING IS REAL

Hrm.

That's it, time for your medicine.

[Cheddarius]

It was a joke, man.

[Phantom]

...
I'm still gonna administer the medicine- NURSE!

[Diablous]

Coming!

[Phantom]

Alright, take this syringe, inject it in his, um, genitals, while I take cover behind these 4 riot officers.

[Diablous]

...I hate you. *puts on bomb suit*

[Phantom]

Soo...
Guys got any cards?
"I do!
Hey why'd you slap it outta my hand!?"
Play 52 pickup.
"Dammit."


HEY NURSE HURRY UP!
*throws a facehugger at her*

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This is what happens when you go for a while between updates.

[Digital Hellhound]

Guess I never should go to sleep.
You're getting the update when I get out of school.

I'll just flood this thread with gas, that should put you all to sleep.

[Digital Hellhound]

>take care of those guys behind us

Damn you, they would've attacked the middle group in melee in this turn if you hadn't said that. Now they only kill one in an off-screen firefight.



You aim your Lancer at the two remaining Spitters, ready to bring them down any moment now (ie, next turn ).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Our stats (As you can see, based on W40k rules)

WS BS  S  T  W  A  Sv    (XP 160/250)
 3    5   3  5  3  (3) 5+                     

• Lancer (Str. 5 AP 5 - Assault 2)
• Disruptor Rifle (Str. 4 Ignores Armour - One-Shot)
• Combat Knife (Extra Attack)
• CDC Body Armor (Sv 5+)
• 1 Sonic Grenade (Str. 7 AP – Blast)
• 1 Triggered Explosive (Str. 4 AP 5 - Blast, Can be detonated whenever you want)
# Marksman (+1 To Hit for the turn)
# Mark Target (Everybody gets +2 To Hit against the marked target)
# Aggression (Weapon fires as Assault 4 for the turn)

Abilities have a cooldown time of two turns, so you can't use them every single turn. You can get improved versions of them as well,
when you level up again

[Phantom]

CHAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGEEEE.

[Acanthus117]

Finish off those two bastards with your awesome lancer.