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[Karnewarrior]

I figure Devie is the closest female. Do you see how many people are between us and her? 4. and two of those are definite guys.

We could be gay. super badass gay man to the rescue!

[Cheddarius]

> tell bros to kill Driver
> kill Driver

I will bet 1 turn. What do I get for winning/losing?

[Acanthus117]

... Devie's a little girl. Is our hero a pedophile?

I agree, lay down lazor fire on Driver.

...

I have been watching this with extreme interest.

[Digital Hellhound]

Devie's somewhere between 16-19 in age. We're still many years older than her thou (you sick fucks)

Anyway, I'm gonna go and say the nearest female is one of the Crawlers below you now. Good luck with that.

[Acanthus117]

Well, you were the one who said LITTLE GIRL.

Jeez, can't a guy make a mistake? 

>KILL ZEM! KILL ZEM AWLLLLL
the enemies, I mean.

[Phantom]

I assume we're 20-30.

[xtank5]

Anyway, I'm gonna go and say the nearest female is one of the Crawlers below you now. Good luck with that.

After I saw that I immediately imagined an Imperial Guardsman trying to make out with a Tyranid in a hilarious fashion.

[Acanthus117]

Anyway, I'm gonna go and say the nearest female is one of the Crawlers below you now. Good luck with that.

After I saw that I immediately imagined an Imperial Guardsman trying to make out with a Tyranid in a hilarious fashion.

"And that's how I met your mother, Jolene."

[Digital Hellhound]

I assume we're 20-30.

Correct.

Anyway, I'm gonna go and say the nearest female is one of the Crawlers below you now. Good luck with that.

After I saw that I immediately imagined an Imperial Guardsman trying to make out with a Tyranid in a hilarious fashion.

More specific, a Guardsman trying to make out with a Tyranid Ripper.

[Phantom]

This is an obvious copy of Warhammer, just with different names.
And no Ciaphas Cain.

[Acanthus117]

the HERO of the IMPERIUM?

[Phantom]

[Digital Hellhound]

This is an obvious copy of Warhammer, just with different names.
And no Ciaphas Cain.

Actually, only with Tyranids copied (Shame on me, but hey, atleast the stats are different), plus a couple of names (Autocannon, Meltacannon).

EDIT:
Crawlers = Rippers
Jumpers = Uhh... fast Lictors?
Spitters = Mini-Warriors without the melee skills
Warriors = Warriors (obviously)
Behemoths = Melee-oriented Carnifexes (which I'm not gonna include in (this) game anyway, so...)
Biovores = Biovores
Swarm Drivers = Zoanthropes, but not airborne

[Digital Hellhound]

The Driver moves on.

Straight into the sights of a Shredder team.

(Alien Swarm Driver -1 Wound Lost! Alien Swarm Driver Killed!)



The alien swarm stops at once, confusion taking over their minds. Free shots for the defenders, eh?



However, they soon gather their wits and begin moving onwards again, even though it seems a bit less focused now.

Alien Spitter Killed! 20 XP!
Alien Crawler Killed! 15 XP!

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Our stats (As you can see, based on W40k rules)

WS BS  S  T  W  A  Sv    (XP 190/200)
 3    5   3  4  3  (3) 5+                     

• Lancer (Str. 5 AP 5 - Assault 2)
• Stubpistol (Str. 3 AP - One-Shot)
• Combat Knife (Extra Attack)
• CDC Body Armor (Sv 5+)
• 1 Sonic Grenade (Str. 7 AP – Blast)
# Marksman (+1 To Hit for the turn) [COOLDOWN: 2 TURNS LEFT]
# Mark Target (Everybody gets +2 To Hit against the marked target)

Abilities have a cooldown time of two turns, so you can't use them every single turn. You can get improved versions of them as well,
when you level up again

[Phantom]

I don't know, the lancer reminds me of lasguns.

And damn, I think that praetorian guardsman is gonna kill them all.

And it's just a bunch of crawlers anyway. Let's watch him.