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[gerkinzola]

i know hippies sell u some pretty retarded mutilated animals but can u believe this?

they sold me a mountain goat with no lungs, heart, guts, neck, spine or brain WTF

[Ze Spy]

they obiously had to cross a freezing biome to get to your place , or your place was a freezing biome ,  no idea(it happens same with humans and dwarfs

[gerkinzola]

totally aware of that but lol HOW IS IT ALIVE?

[Jackrabbit]

Couldn't it just be light bruising? I've made that mistake before.

[gerkinzola]

possibly but i don't think so

[Viprince]

http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Wound

According to the wiki you can't bruise most of those parts, then again it also claims its impossible to remove most of those parts...

What you'v got here my friend is an empty goat. I reckon there's an elf hidden in the inside and its an attempt at an infiltration!

[Ze Spy]

freezing biomes kill animals by "freezing" out their major internal parts , maybe the elves left the biome soon after the area they crossed frozen

[gerkinzola]

What you'v got here my friend is an empty goat. I reckon there's an elf hidden in the inside and its an attempt at an infiltration!

New sig this made me lol

[BlazingDav]

So we call it an Elven goat?

[gerkinzola]

i think they sodomized it with one of their wooden swords

[Jackrabbit]

Keep us updated. Logic dictates that it'll die soon.

Since this is DF, it probably won't. But still.

[Jervous]

It's hard to see with the quality...
Even though it doesn't have the Skeletal tag, maybe it could still be one? I don't know.

[gerkinzola]

its still just chill'n in my meeting area with the same wounds, they haven't healed but it hasn't passed out or anything

[Ze Spy]

well , they gouged the brains , spines , neck , heart , lungs , all that , then passed it down to you to bring it down to zero

[Canadark]

i think they sodomized it with one of their wooden swords

Good God.