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Re: You are a slightly larger erotic telepathic moving evil holy bush with a kob
« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2010, 08:59:13 pm »
Quote from: 100killer9 on January 24, 2010, 07:45:51 pm
Use your erotic topiary to get them to get it on, starting an orgy which distracts them as the kobold kills them under your command.

seems to be a recurring thing so I third this motion
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Quote from: Tarran on May 25, 2010, 09:42:46 pm
Oh wait, "insane" doesn't work on this forum.
Crap, can't think of an alternative.

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Re: You are a slightly larger erotic telepathic moving evil holy bush with a kobold.
« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2010, 09:39:07 pm »
Turn into a nymph.
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Re: You are a slightly larger erotic telepathic moving evil holy bush with a kob
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2010, 09:44:22 pm »
Quote from: 100killer9 on January 24, 2010, 07:45:51 pm
Use your erotic topiary to get them to get it on, starting an orgy which distracts them as the kobold kills them under your command.
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Re: You are a slightly larger erotic telepathic moving evil holy bush with a kobold.
« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2010, 10:36:23 pm »
Quote from: Cheddarius on January 24, 2010, 03:50:32 am
> Telepathically boom, "BRING EARTH AND WATER FOR THE SERVANT OF THY GOD! METALHEAD COMMANDS THEE!!!"
This!
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Re: You are a slightly larger erotic telepathic moving evil holy bush with a kob
« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2010, 10:42:47 pm »
Quote from: 100killer9 on January 24, 2010, 07:45:51 pm
Use your erotic topiary to get them to get it on, starting an orgy which distracts them as the kobold kills them under your command.

Sure, you might be a bush. But even you have standards.

You're eager to evolve, so you need more XP. You can probably get that by killing them, you figure, or by converting them to your religious following. Or both. You tell them that if they are truly loyal to Metalhead, they shall give you offering of earth, water, and blood! METALHEAD COMMANDS THEE! One of them leaves, you're not sure why, but three more go to fetch you water, fertilizer, and tie up the fourth, Wil Wheaton. Nobody likes Wil Wheaton. You have gain 750 XP for followers! You have gained 500XP for a sacrifice! You are now level 6! You have gained two size levels! You may gain two new abilities! 450XP to next level!
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Re: You are a bush. (title won't fit in header)
« Reply #50 on: January 24, 2010, 10:49:05 pm »
Develop another color.
Red.
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Re: You are a bush. (title won't fit in header)
« Reply #51 on: January 24, 2010, 11:23:38 pm »
Develop movable limbs that can be used for exotic dance.
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Quote from: sonerohi on October 03, 2010, 05:04:38 pm
Lol scratch that I'm building a marijuana factory.

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Re: You are a bush. (title won't fit in header)
« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2010, 11:27:59 pm »
Develop bio-luminesence on your leaftips to enhance your erotic topiary skills, attract prey and cause trance like states in animals.
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Re: You are a bush. (title won't fit in header)
« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2010, 11:33:45 pm »
Quote from: Sensei on January 24, 2010, 10:42:47 pm
You have gain 750 XP for followers! You have gained 500XP for a sacrifice! You are now level 6! You have gained two size levels! You may gain two new abilities!
Pretty awesome.

Right, 1) develop the ability to eat flesh and nutrients in dirt and such, and 2) develop reproductive spores.
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Re: You are a bush. (title won't fit in header)
« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2010, 11:36:15 pm »
I say again turn into a nymph though mayhaps that should wait another few levels.
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Re: You are a bush. (title won't fit in header)
« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2010, 11:47:23 pm »
Develop the ability to temporarily completely control anythings actions.
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Re: You are a bush. (title won't fit in header)
« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2010, 11:49:27 pm »
Oh come on, that is blatantly overpowered.
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Re: You are a bush. (title won't fit in header)
« Reply #57 on: January 24, 2010, 11:54:06 pm »
Kinda the point.
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Re: You are a bush. (title won't fit in header)
« Reply #58 on: January 25, 2010, 12:05:41 am »
Grow in height, and develop rock-hard coconuts.
As adventurers pass by drop your manliness on them and then proceed to devour their corpses.
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Re: You are a bush. (title won't fit in header)
« Reply #59 on: January 25, 2010, 12:06:56 am »
Gain the abilities of assuming a female human form and speech.
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