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Armok

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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2010, 02:59:40 pm »
Sufocate all life on earth by stoping oxygen production!
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2010, 03:10:38 pm »
Quote from: Armok on January 23, 2010, 02:59:40 pm
Sufocate all life on earth by stoping oxygen production!
Won't the lack of photosynthesis kill us?
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2010, 03:15:57 pm »
Begin expelling poisons like in The Happening!
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2010, 03:50:02 pm »
Breed with the kobald
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2010, 04:13:20 pm »
You have gained the ability to walk (slowly)!
You have gained a level in: Erotic Topiary!

You try to TEAM UP IN AN AWESOME WAY! with the kobold. You do your best at interpretative dance, since you can't talk. The kobold definitely understands you. IT KNOWS. Who guessed kobolsd were in touch with nature. Or maybe it just likes the fact that you're a dancing naked topiary, albeit not a very good one. You have gained control of a kobold! It looks like a kobold hunter is coming now! Must be a convention! What do you do?
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2010, 04:43:01 pm »
Ominously shade the hunter kobold.
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2010, 05:44:17 pm »
Hrm, hunter OF kobolds.

A nearby village doesn't take well to kobolds.
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2010, 05:58:09 pm »
Make the first kobald into our profit and tell him (her?) to spread the truth of our divinity.
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Armok

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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2010, 05:59:31 pm »
Get fertelizer from kobold!

Sure, you're really into this adventuring thing, but sometimes the primordial insticts of being a bush just take over and you give in to temptation.
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2010, 08:23:37 pm »
Use the dead adventurer's corpse as a puppet to lure the hunter in and chuck the kobold at the hunter. Then eat the hunter. After that, eat the kobold and the corpse. We need nutritions..

Err.. after thinking absorb the three. Slowly, for maximum nutrition and exp gain.
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2010, 09:06:49 pm »
You order your kobold to become a prophet and spread the truth of your divinity! Specifically, by taking the human as a sacrifice! The kobold lures the hunter into running circles around you, until you manage to trip him over and make him fall on the adventurer. X2 shishkebab combo! You gain 300XP. You have gained level 4! You may choose one new ability for you or the kobold! Right now you cannot gain food from corpses, no animate them.
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2010, 09:15:44 pm »
we need the abilaty to mind control people! with spores!
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2010, 09:16:44 pm »
Bushes don't have spores. Rather, gain the ability to run.
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Just out of curiosity, what DOES Dwarf Fortress smell like?
Death, Booze, and Insanity.
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Ladders are absolutely essential for one reason and one reason only:
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2010, 09:24:11 pm »
Gain the ability to consume flesh for mad xp and health regen.
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2010, 10:06:56 pm »
Gain the ability to use flowers and pollen to gain swarms of insects that will obey you! Also, pretty flowers to attract foolish humans!
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