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You are a shrubbery.
« on: January 23, 2010, 12:04:30 am »
Lazy Friday night text adventure! Mostly a vessel for creative writing, but I have a flaw of never being able to write anything good without some sort of input- this was inspired by an offhand comment in another forum game, and the Whiskey Wizard was inspired by a misinterpretation of some Ensiferum lyrics. But I digress, let's get this going!

You always wanted to be an adventurer. You've dreamed of slaying monsters, claiming fair maidens (you're a male deer fern), and traveling to see the world. But God created a lot more bushes than He did adventurers. So in retrospect is was a pretty likely lot in life, although you think maybe being an insect would have been more interesting. But you think you're a bush that can think. HA! The only bush that can prove its own existence! Perhaps, in time, you will grow- into an entire swamp or forest even! Yes, you think you'd like to do that. Maybe you just need some XP... how did adventurers get it again? Oh look, here comes an adventurer now! What do you do?

Let's just see what you make of this.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2010, 03:16:23 am by Sensei »
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Re: You are a bush.
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2010, 02:00:54 am »
Rustle suspiciously. That'll get his attention.
Then we eat him alive.
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2010, 03:20:08 am »
Do an enticing frond dance to lure him/her over.
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Re: You are a bush.
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2010, 03:25:48 am »
Poke his/her achilles tendons with our thorns if we have any. If not, do a suspicious rustling.
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Re: You are a bush.
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2010, 04:06:48 am »
Practice your awareness, follow creatures as they travel away from you so that you can detect things further away.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2010, 05:05:16 am by RAM »
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Re: You are a bush.
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2010, 04:35:41 am »
Be a bush.
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Re: You are a bush.
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2010, 04:37:26 am »
grow spores.
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Re: You are a bush.
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2010, 08:26:00 am »
Boom out in a loud and imposing voice, "Bring me a Shrubbary! One the looks nice. And not too expensive..."

Shrub-harmony.com, 108 leaves to get your root twined with that special flora... >.>
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Re: You are a bush.
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2010, 08:42:34 am »
Uproot yourself and follow him suspiciously, stopping when he turns to look.
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Re: You are a bush.
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2010, 09:02:08 am »
Quote from: Labs on January 23, 2010, 08:42:34 am
Uproot yourself and follow him suspiciously, stopping when he turns to look.
Best one yet.
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Re: You are a bush.
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2010, 09:27:02 am »
Quote from: Labs on January 23, 2010, 08:42:34 am
Uproot yourself and follow him suspiciously, stopping when he turns to look.
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Re: You are a bush.
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2010, 02:18:00 pm »
YES.... You will KILL the adventurer! You've decided now, you're going to be an EVIL bush! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Perhaps you shall have to gain the ability to speak later. It occurs to you that you don't have spores (only pollen), nor spikes, nor can you move. But you try really hard, and you do manage to rustle a little. "AHA! There you are, foul kobold!" exclaims the adventurer. He runs over to thrust his sword into you, and hits nothing, because you are a lot more flexible than most kobolds. He falls over on his sword and dies. 300 XP Gained! You are now level 3, having leveled up twice! You may gain two abilities. Your size increases to 2. You have gained the item: Impaled Adventurer! You see a kobold coming over to inspect the adventurer. What do you do?
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2010, 02:29:28 pm »
Become a sexy bush.
Entice kobold to come even closer.
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2010, 02:31:51 pm »
TEAM UP IN AN AWESOME WAY!
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Re: You are a slightly larger bush.
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2010, 02:33:03 pm »
Gain the ability to walk.
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