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[Vector]

Vector, why are you always scum?

I'm scum with high frequency, but not always scum... I'm sure I've played a couple of townie games.  As to why I'm scum so often?  That would be because the RNG loves me especially much.

Neruz, what color is my house?

Dakarian: Yes it is smart. Except I can't have done it, seeing as Gamer's Fallacy likes to screw with me and make it me town an improbably large percentage of the time.

ExKirby: Did you used to be Kirby? Does that mean you still hold onto your ingesting power-stealing powers?

No, Janus used Kirby in my BYOR. I picked Vanilla Townie (and still got a role of some description).

Wow, that's crazy.  That was one of the roles I was considering >_>

[ExKirby]

Even more luls if I picked Vanilla Mafioso.

[MagmaDeath]

Pandarsenic, Why are we dolls?

[Kashyyk]

So you admit to to being self-preserving.  Good to know you're already a wash in scumtells.

Might as well get rid of it all before we're of of RVS. That way we can get down to hunting actual scum.

unvote, vote Zai What role name would you choose if you wanted doctor-style powers?

[Neruz]

Vector, i believe the colour of your house is spicy.


However, i do have a bone to pick with dakarian, because he has a cat for an avatar.

[dakarian]

Her name is Litia, and be careful.  She scares dogs three times her size away and even keeps mothers-in-law in line.

Unvote Zai

ExKirby, did you just suggest that you would've liked to have been a Mafioso?

[Leafsnail]

Zai, why haven't you placed a random vote on me yet?  Also, what dark magic do you think is at work when a jester has a mafiakill ability?

[SirBayer]

SirBayer, what's the best thing about sex with your mother?

Goddammit, Panda. I'm not answering that.

Kashyyk, why does random.org hate you?

[Eduren]

Leafsnail, tell me a joke.

[Leafsnail]

Spoiler: You want a joke?  Fine, here's one! (click to show/hide)

An old man and his wife are sitting in a restaurant, eating dinner.
"Martha", he says, "You've been very good to me over the last 40 years.  And you know I'd never begrudge you on anything."
His wife looks up, slightly nervously, and says "Yes?"
"Well... it's just that..." He clears the nervousness from his mind and says "You know our 5th child?"
"Uhuh?"
"Well... he looks a bit... different to all the others.  Did he... have a different father?"  He waits for an answer, but the look on his wife's face tells him everything he needs to know.  He looks down, sadly, and says "I see.  Well... who was his father then?"
Martha after wiping a tear from her eye, looks her husband straight in the face, and says: "You".

Well, that was unnecessary.

[SirBayer]

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahaha

oh man that was good

[Pandarsenic]

Pandarsenic, Why are we dolls?

We're not. We're action figures.

Leafsnail: That's fucking win, where did you get that?

[dakarian]

Buddying from Leafsnail, noted.

[Zai]

I picked Vanilla Townie (and still got a role of some description).

Did you really just claim?

Zai What role name would you choose if you wanted doctor-style powers?

Been asked this before, same answer: TF2 Medic. Not reexplaining further than that.

Zai, why haven't you placed a random vote on me yet?  Also, what dark magic do you think is at work when a jester has a mafiakill ability?

Leafsnail, why are you randomly voting a person who already has a random vote on him? Hmm? You aren't helping anybody by voting me when you could be voting for, say, Errol, who has contributed exactly diddlysquat to this game despite posting. Which brings me to my next point: Errol, why the fuck aren't you contributing content at this point?

I'd assume the Jester has a Mafiakill ability because he was always meant to die before the game began. He was never going to live to the first night, or first day even, so why not give him any number of powers?

Buddying from Leafsnail, noted.

Insanity from Dakarian, noted.

[Pandarsenic]

Yeah, Dak, what the hell was that?