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Author Topic: It's just a flesh wound!  (Read 1768 times)

HmH

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Re: It's just a flesh wound!
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2010, 01:31:10 pm »
Hey, blinding people is risky. You either have to use a naked goblin wrestler or a sparring partner with a sword. Guess who will kill you more likely.
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Nevermind, goblins are better.
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wagawaga

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Re: It's just a flesh wound!
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2010, 01:37:50 pm »
I noticed that wrestlers will almost always default to "punch & strangle" rather than breaking every joint and gouging out eyes like any adventurer would.
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uttaku

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Re: It's just a flesh wound!
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2010, 02:28:38 pm »
if you have a fully blind dwarf then there's only one thing he's good for CROSSBOWDWARF. nothing is funnier than watching himshoot the dwarfs behind him when aiming for the gobbos!
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Grafsburg

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Re: It's just a flesh wound!
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2010, 02:44:34 pm »
This happened to me so much when I was training my army, and all they had were warhammers. I finally got so tired of my dwarves getting nervous injuries that I removed the [NERVOUS] tags from their spine and all.

I guess this means my dwarves have learned how to treat spinal injuries now!
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