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[Grek]

>Ask what the spear looks like.

[Jack_Bread]

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You: Can I have a full brass lamp, an engraved lighter, a legendary lunch, a full canteen,
a bottle of snake bite cure, a net, a bullwhip, a fedora, and a coil of rope.
Father: Smart one. I can only give you the essentials. The canteen, the whip, and the rope.
He gestures for the men. They come up and give you the three items.
Father: Anything else?


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You: Can I have a bunch of alcohol?
Your father gives you a confused look.
You: For... wounds.
Your father gestures for another man, who takes your canteen and dumps it.
He takes out a waterskin and fills the canteen with something.
Father: There you go.


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You: What does the spear look like?
You father kneels down and starts drawing in the dirt.
Father: Something like that.

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[LeoLeonardoIII]

The ASCII-fu is strong with this kid's Father.

I say we jump right in.

[Cheddarius]

> Take a swig of liquor. Wash it down with some more liquor. Finish it off with the rest of the liquor. Proceed to leer at father. Say "I'd like to find your spear, if you know what I mean."

But really.
> Plead for some sort of sharp weapon, at least, a knife or dagger, for Urist's sake.
If not,
> Enter cave

[Jackrabbit]

> Take a swig of liquor. Wash it down with some more liquor. Finish it off with the rest of the liquor. Proceed to leer at father. Say "I'd like to find your spear, if you know what I mean."

Bad Cheddarius, bad. No incest here.

Anyway. I say we abstain from getting rip roaring drunk until we're in a particularly nerve-wracking situation, don't you? As such:

>enter boldly, whilst singing 'I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General' at the top of your voice.

[x2yzh9]

>Shout at the top of your lungs, "I HAVE THE POWERRRR!!!" and proceed inside the cave.

[Jack_Bread]

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You charge into the cave.
You: I HAVE THE POWWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! RR rr rr rr rr

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You decide to whistle the Major-General's Song instead.
You: Pffffttt. Ppppffffftttttphphph.
You can't do it.  :\

Oh, yeah. You stand in a well carved cave. You pondered who would carve this cave.
The passage to the upper right is the way you came in. The passages to the upper left and lower right are *not* the passages you came through.

You ready yourself for fisticuffs.


[Myroc]

Walk through fake wall at bottom right.

[ExKirby]

Get drunk.

[Cheddarius]

> Walk through diagonal passage in lower left

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Walk through fake wall at bottom right.

^{^ This}

[Jack_Bread]

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You go through the fake wall.
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Fake or not, I don't think you can go through walls.
YOU PUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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Hm...
It's a secret room. There's a treasure over there, too.


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You chug the canteen.
You vomit. You become drunk!

[ExKirby]

Try to sing "American Idiot" while stumbling towards the treasure chest.

[Cheddarius]

> LOOT LOOT

[Jackrabbit]

>get the treasure! Try not to pass out.