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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #330 on: May 08, 2010, 03:12:00 pm »
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                   #########+++┼++++++++++++++++++++++++++┼
                   ┼+++++++┼+++############################
                   #=T=T=TO#☻++#O+0#
                   #=T=T=TO#+++┼++R#
                   ┼+++++++┼+++#T=+#
                   #########+☻+#####
                        #<&#+++┼_/#
                        #☺+┼☺++####
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                       #0+O#+++┼+6#
                       #R++┼+&+#####
                       #+=T#++☻#+++#
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                        #=+☺+++#+++#
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                       #0+O#+☺+┼+RO#
                       #+++┼+++#=++#
                       #+=T#+++#T+0#
############################☻++&+[]#
┼++++++++++++++++++++++++++┼&++#####
############################++☺#
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You hang up the phone and dial 1-999-713-483-3111.
It rings a while and eventually a machine says...
"H-h-h-hello-ooo-ooo-ooo. You ha-avavavavave reach NASA HQ! HQ!
No oper-operators-ators are able to taaaaaaaaaaaaaake your call at this at-at-at-at-at moment-t-t.
If you wish to to oo oo inquire about space travels-uls-uls-uls, dial 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1
1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1.
Tooo tooo tooo tooo see status of popopopopopopopopulating other planets, dial 2-2-2.
For other options, dial n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nnnnnnnnn... KKKKKKZZZZVVVVVVVVTTTTTTTTTTTTTT..."
Music is playing on the other end. A voice says "Thanks you for calling NASA. You're call is important. No one is, however, able to take your call. Please wait for a representative to be paged. Thank you."

Argh, you've been put on waiting. Should you wait?
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Diablous

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #331 on: May 08, 2010, 03:13:08 pm »
Wait, but be alert. This is the point where an alien will probably appear.
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To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
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To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #332 on: May 08, 2010, 03:14:54 pm »
Quote from: Diablous on May 08, 2010, 03:13:08 pm
Wait, but be alert. This is the point where an alien will probably appear.

Fill the bucket found earlier with water and come back.
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #333 on: May 08, 2010, 03:16:53 pm »
Quote from: Ottofar on May 08, 2010, 03:14:54 pm
Quote from: Diablous on May 08, 2010, 03:13:08 pm
Wait, but be alert. This is the point where an alien will probably appear.

Fill the bucket found earlier with water and come back.
This.
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #334 on: May 10, 2010, 10:16:43 am »
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                   #########+++┼++++++++++++++++++++++++++┼
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                   #=T=T=TO#☻++#O+0#
                   #=T=T=TO#+++┼++R#
                   ┼+++++++┼+++#T=+#
                   #########+☻+#####
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                       #0+O#+☺+┼+RO#
                       #+++┼+++#=++#
                       #+=T#+++#T+0#
############################☻++&+[]#
┼++++++++++++++++++++++++++┼&++#####
############################++☺#
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Moving quickly, you fill the bucket with water and go back to the phone.
You grab the phone. You hear "Kids..." said by a man on the other side and hangs up!
You drop on your knees and begin to cry! You almost had contact with another human!

==

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┼+[]o#
#++++#
#++++#
#☻+==#
######
Damn kids, wasting you're intergalactic minutes...
Anyway, it's time for work, you have to get up and go to your job as a NASA computer science, Mr. Jean Lawrence.
You are wearing pajamas and are hold your cell phone.
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #335 on: May 10, 2010, 10:56:02 am »
Get up and go to your job as a NASA computer science, Mr. Jean Lawrence.
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #336 on: May 10, 2010, 03:15:53 pm »
As woman: Try again!
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
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Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

Karnewarrior

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #337 on: May 10, 2010, 05:19:13 pm »
wait by phone for damn kids to call back for a second run.
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #338 on: May 11, 2010, 11:12:33 am »
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Not enough time! You have to get ready!

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                   #########+++┼++++++++++++++++++++++++++┼
                   ┼+++++++┼+++############################
                   #=T=T=TO#☻++#O+0#
                   #=T=T=TO#+++┼++R#
                   ┼+++++++┼+++#T=+#
                   #########+☻+#####
                        #<&#+++┼_/#
                        #☺@┼☺++####
                       #####+++#<>#
                       #0+O#+++┼+6#
                       #R++┼+&+#####
                       #+=T#++☻#+++#
                       #####+++┼++.#
                        #=+☺+++#+++#
                       #####+++#####
                       #0+O#+☺+┼+RO#
                       #+++┼+++#=++#
                       #+=T#+++#T+0#
############################☻++&+[]#
┼++++++++++++++++++++++++++┼&++#####
############################++☺#
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You attempt to dial NASA, again.
You here "KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHVVVVVVVVVVVVVV..." then pleasant music.
On the other side, a voice says "Thanks you for calling NASA. You're call is important. No one is, however, able to take your call. Please wait for a representative to be paged. Thank you." You wait here, back to wall, bucket a-ready. "*mumbling* Hello?"

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┼+[]o#
#++++#
#+++☻#
#0+==#
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You begin to put your shirt just as your phone starts ringing.
The computer says "It's the same space station orbiting the..."
"Arggh. Damn kids. Hello?" you say.
A woman gasps on the other line.
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #339 on: May 11, 2010, 11:40:05 am »
”Lawrence. How can I help you?”
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #340 on: May 11, 2010, 02:10:27 pm »
"GODDAMN KIDS STOP CALLING ME!"
*Click*
Woman: *sob*
Alien: I actually fell bad for her... *hugs*
Woman:*screech* 

 :P

>There's been an alien attack, and theres some weird tentacle monster in my room. I can has Spacetroopers?
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #341 on: May 11, 2010, 03:01:24 pm »
As woman: Explain your situation.

As Jean Lawrence: Listen to her.
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #342 on: May 12, 2010, 10:28:32 am »
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #343 on: May 12, 2010, 03:52:27 pm »
Who are we in control of right now?
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

Jack_Bread

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #344 on: May 12, 2010, 04:08:12 pm »
Both of 'em to avoid the last adventure's confusion. <_<
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