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Tarran

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #315 on: April 15, 2010, 02:50:45 pm »
Just download Firefox, there's no bad side to having three browsers. And Firefox very, very rarely crashes on me.
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #316 on: April 15, 2010, 02:55:32 pm »
On my sister's laptop, it crashes way to much, which is why she uses Opera. :\
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #317 on: May 03, 2010, 01:59:28 pm »

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You open all the doors.
1. This is a bedroom. They're all empty and you can probably tell why. It has a TV(O) across from a bed(0). Next to the be is a dress-bot(R) which is sitting near a table(T) and a chair(=).
2. A storage closet. One has several spare chairs which are stacked on each other(=) and a bucket(.). The other one as a bunch of spare robot parts(_/).
3. This is the bathroom. There is a shower-sink(<>) and a toilet(6) in here. One has a dead man and a dead alien. The man appears to have been using the bathroom when the alien attacked. The timer on the shower says the last use was... 6 months ago? The alien appears somewhat melted.
4. This is a dining hall. A row of tables(T) and chairs(=) sit in front of one large television(OO). The doors at the back probably lead to a kitchen. The bedroom at the bottom right is slightly larger and holds a computer terminal([]).
5. The label says... "Liliya's Bedroom?" It's empty, except for a novelty telephone in the back. The phone is shaped like Cthulhu.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2010, 02:01:24 pm by Jack_Bread »
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Ottofar

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #318 on: May 03, 2010, 02:05:38 pm »
It lives!  :)

Grab the bucket, and pour some water on the melted alien.
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #319 on: May 04, 2010, 12:32:55 pm »
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                   #=T=T=TO#+++┼++R#
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You grab the bucket, which is fully of soapy water.
You throw it on the melted alien. You hears a sizzle as a bit of gas rises from the alien. It smells like soda. You know how to kill aliens now if you're bothered  by them.
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #320 on: May 04, 2010, 12:50:10 pm »
Can we see, what the medic robot has  seen?
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #321 on: May 04, 2010, 03:51:47 pm »
Yes, you can. You just don't know how, however.
You're no robot engineer... probably.
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #322 on: May 04, 2010, 03:52:48 pm »
Let's watch some TV.
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Thought it was quite fine
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #323 on: May 04, 2010, 04:30:32 pm »
Quote from: Diablous on May 04, 2010, 03:52:48 pm
Let's watch some TV.

Yes. Star News 9, on channel 9.
Or, Fox Noise. They are fair and unbalanced!
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #324 on: May 05, 2010, 10:18:54 am »
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                   #=T=T=TO#☻++#O+0#
                   #=T=T=TO#+++┼++R#
                   ┼+++++++┼+++#T=+#
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############################☻++&+[]#
┼++++++++++++++++++++++++++┼&++#####
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You sit on a bed and turn the TV.
Hm... static...
You flip through close to one thousand channels before you hit "DFTV" which is actually on.
It appears to be an infinite loop with the camera somewhere on you...

You continue to static surf just as an ad came up. All you hear was "Cth!"
After 50 more channels, you give up because you do not want to flip through around a billion channels.
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Diablous

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #325 on: May 05, 2010, 03:05:11 pm »
Examine the Cthulu phone.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #326 on: May 05, 2010, 03:28:20 pm »
watch DFTV
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #327 on: May 07, 2010, 11:14:46 am »
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                   #########+++┼++++++++++++++++++++++++++┼
                   ┼+++++++┼+++############################
                   #=T=T=TO#☻++#O+0#
                   #=T=T=TO#+++┼++R#
                   ┼+++++++┼+++#T=+#
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                       #+=T#+++#T+0#
############################☻++&+[]#
┼++++++++++++++++++++++++++┼&++#####
############################++☺#
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After switching the TV to DFTV, you go to examine the Cthulhu telephone.
It's head is the phone. You hear it ringing as you're examining it.
Picking it up, you hear someone saying something like "Tova e vashata nakazanie. Tova e za narusheniya!" on the other line.
Their voice is auto-tuned and deepened. It hangs up on you.
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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #328 on: May 07, 2010, 11:10:42 pm »
"We don't want no cookies!"
*hang up*
"Damn Kids..."
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Hero?.txt
« Reply #329 on: May 08, 2010, 02:29:35 am »
Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111
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