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[Jack_Bread]

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You: Doe wanna be amrican idiot.
You: Duush dush duuuush duush something....
You: Nation and someth-huff.
You hit a wall.

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You: LOOOOOOOOT!
You trip over the treasure chest... or yourself.

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You open the treasure and hold the contents in the air.
You: BOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOO!!

You obtained a small shaft...
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[Cheddarius]

> make lewd, drunken jokes

>Leave room and go through bottom left exit

[DarthCloakedDwarf]

> Get ye flask

> Look shaft

> Pick up chest

> Leave room

[Jack_Bread]

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You grin stupidly at the shaft.
You: Hey, look! It's the size of your-or...
You nearly fell over.

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Ye cannot get ye flask.
You look at the shaft. It's made of wood and is pretty light.
The chest is firmly bolted to the ground.

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You're back in this room.
Blah blah blah, I'm not repeating this shit, see the other post.*
Your drunkenness wore off.
*http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=48152.msg988082#msg988082

[Labs]

Walk through the diagonal opening to the south west.

[ExKirby]

Complain that you are no longer drunk.

[Cheddarius]

What the heck is that thing to the lower left, if it's not a door?

> inspect thing
> if nothing interesting about the thing, nw

[Jack_Bread]

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You: Damn it... it was fun... teasing that chest and all with this little shaft.
The thing to the lower left it a diagonal hallway, which you will go through.

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There's a door with a large chain on it over it.
Levers line each both of the walls. The ones on the right(your's) are pulled down.
The other ones are pulled up.
There's also a sign(T) over there. What to do?

[Humaan]

>Read Sign then, while yelling "THIS IS SPARTA" kick it down the pit obviously behind it.

[Jack_Bread]

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You read the sign.
"Boys on the right, girls on the left.
Beware, the boy in the middle thinks he's a girl."
...what?

Anyway...
You: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!!
You kick the sign. It doesn't fall down the pit obviously behind it, instead hitting the wall.

[Cheddarius]

^ (dongs=boys) on the right; v (cup-things = symbolically girls) on the left.
From your point of view, they're all aligned already... so maybe it's from our point of view instead.

> PULL ALL SWITCHES

[DarthCloakedDwarf]

> Do not throw the right middle switch.

[Jack_Bread]

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You pull all the switches. Nothing happens.
...oh, wait. You said not to pull that 1 switch.
You throw the middle switch.

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The door opens. A man walks through the door.

[Armok]

> beat man with shaft.

[Humaan]

>Don't beat man with shaft immediately, see what he does.

Armok, don't doom our hero.