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Hero?.txt
« on: January 18, 2010, 06:39:33 pm »

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You are Rapzedsabael.

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#0@+++++=T#
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You've just awakened.
It is a day that you shall become a man.
Your mom and the rest of the village is waiting outside to perform the adulthood ceremony.


You(@) stand in a small home near a bed(0). To the upper right corner of the house, it a table(T) and a chair(=).
Just below you is a couple barrels of salted meat(%) and a barrel of orb wine(%).
What shall you do?

LIST OF HEROES
Rapzedsabael - Died by stabbing himself repeatedly with a flesh spear.

ADVENTURES
Hero!1.txt - THIS POST
Hero?1.txt - THIS POST
« Last Edit: April 02, 2010, 03:02:16 pm by Jack_Bread »
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Hero!.txt
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2010, 06:41:34 pm »

Go 1 S.
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Re: Hero!.txt
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2010, 06:43:13 pm »

> If we are hungery or thirsty. Eat some meat or drink some wine.

If not head outside
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Re: Hero!.txt
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2010, 07:04:01 pm »

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You are Rapzedsabael.

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You move a few steps to the south.

IT'S A TRAP!! ...
No it isn't.
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You *do* feel a bit peckish. You begin to eat.

Om nom nom nom nom nom nom.
*BURP*
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You open the door.......
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;,'.,';.,';.,;'.,;
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.',;.';,'.;'U;';.'

Man: "Rapzedsabael... it is time... come with us."

What now?

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Re: Hero!.txt
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2010, 07:09:33 pm »

Follow them.

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Re: Hero!.txt
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2010, 07:17:55 pm »

Ask if you could be called Shadow Darksmith Ballpuncher from now on.
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Re: Hero!.txt
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2010, 07:25:56 pm »

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U??U
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Your head is bagged. You can feel the men guiding you.
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U??U
U@U?
UU??

You: "Can I you call me Shadow Darksmith Ballpuncher ?"
The men don't speak for a moment.
Man: "...."
Man: "You may have your wife call you whatever you please, Rapzedsabael."

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Re: Hero!.txt
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2010, 01:17:45 pm »

I'm afraid the manhood initiation ceremony involves knives or a Cave of Horrors!
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Re: Hero!.txt
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2010, 08:58:27 pm »

> Wait for us to get wherever we are going.
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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2010, 09:01:49 pm »

>engage the men in meaningless conversation until you arrive at your destination.
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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2010, 09:02:34 pm »

>engage the men in meaningless conversation until you arrive at your destination.

this and

>ask one of them to marry you just to get a good laugh and to keep your spirits high.
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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2010, 10:15:05 am »

(my sister had the computer most of the day yesterday. <_< )
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U@U?
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You: So.... how's the weather?
Man: You should already know.
You: My head is bagged.
Man: Right. Well... it's partly cloudy. Maybe a 50% chance of rain.
You: That's great. How's your wife?
Man: Oh, she's fine. She made a wonderful dinner yesterday!
He proceeds to tell you about dinner.

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You: Will one of you marry me?
The group breaks out in laughter.
Man: You are becoming a man, not a woman! You silly boy!
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Your head is unbagged.
Father: We are here.
You: So, what's the ceremony?
Father: You are particularly special, my son.
Father: A prophecy told us that turns 11 will be a great aid to our world!
You: Wha--
Father: You must go into the cave and find our ancestor's spear.
Father: When you have that, you must find the exit.
You: Seems easy enough...
Father: Do you have any questions before you go in?

EDIT2: DONE.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2010, 10:20:29 am by Jack_Bread »
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Re: Hero!.txt
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2010, 11:23:42 am »

> Request weapons and armor and supplies and such
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Re: Hero!.txt
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2010, 01:27:13 pm »

Yes.
>Request a brass lamp (full), an engraved lighter, a delicious lunch, a canteen (full), a bottle of snakebite cure (holy cats that stuff burns going down!), a net, a bullwhip, a fedora, and a coil of rope.
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2010, 05:59:08 pm »

>Request a lot of alcohol. For... wounds... And also request, nay, demand a map.
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