it was a cold and very wet raining day in new hampshire and the hosipital was close to clsoing time. DR GREGORY HOUSE (a/n squeeee! =^_^= ) was getting ready to head home because it had been a long hard days in medicnces and he was very tired. this made him more cranky than normal but no-one else coudl tell because he was laways cranky. this just made him cranker! deep down inside him he wanted someone to understand him byt no-one could
he was almost out the door and his leg was hurting so he bented down to rub it (sometimes that helped) when he was down theyre he saw a shaodw fall over him. it was a big shaodw and he was going to look up and make nasty voices about it! (remember he was cranky!) but then he looked up and he say the most largest legs he had ever seen!
the woman who was owning the legs lloked down on him. she hard really large muscly leags but she also had muscles everywhere, just not as much. she was wearing a kinda blue chinese thing with her hair done up in buns and also ponytails that were looped around into the buns. she looked down at House and she said
"are you the farmous DR GREGORY HOUSE?"
"are you the famous person who will get out of my way D:< " said house
"my name is CHUN-LI!! and i need you r help medically"
House thought about this for some time. this lady sounded really mean and he could tell she would beat him up very badly if they were to fight. but house loked how she looked and he could almost sense an inner strength in her that he had never felt before so he said "Yes" and he took her to an emergency room
so what is the problem
"it is my legs" said chun-li. "I AM worried that even though i am very strong I am not strong enought. i use a lot of kicks in my fights and so i need them to be strong!" to show she was strong she kicked th eneatest garbage can and it was kicked in two! house was very impressed and siad "okay i will help you please give me your legs"
house was feeling for medical on her legs and he was secretly jealous. he had only one good leg because the mucles in one was bad. he wished he had legs as strong as her! but then he gasped because he had felt something that was not right! he looked up at her and says
"i have found
.... a tumour!"
MEANWHILE
he watched her go into the hospital and he was angry. he had told her not to worry about it and that this house person was no good for anyone and she should just trust him! she was a warrior like her and did not need to do anyting but train! he had followed her here and he was hoping that she would turn away but she didn! he had planned for this though and he turned to his partner
"chun-li is a strong warrior but she does not believe in herslef! we will have to take this hospital by force and she will fight and she will see that she is a true warrior that does not need the earth medicinces! you will help me in this, CUDDY?!"
cuddy smiled and flexed her muchles.
"that is right, my friend! together we will force them both to fight - house will admit his true feelings for me, CUDDY, and chun-li will love you...
VEGETA!"
MEANWHILE...
house looked very worred. he had tought chun-li's legs were big and powerful and strong and beutiful, but now that he had found a tumour, he was sad and also grumpy. he did not want chun-lie to die but he did not want to admit it because he was house and he didnt want anyone to know hes feeling so he doesnt get hurt. he called his team and in came foreman, the black guy, chase, the austrian, and the new intern called Harmony Discord Violent Dreams she was new but they all respected her even though she was distant and cold because of her big knowledge
Harmony Discord Violent Dreams was wearing a black labcoat with pink lace and red stripes and knee high black boots and her hair was black with green stripes throught it (a/n but she was a goth so it was a v. depressing shade of green) and she had little sad bear clips holding her hair in place. when she first arrived they said "no you cannot work in that you must wear something else" but house was so impressed with her he said "no i need her on my time either she stays or I will go" and they backed down.
house said to the team "we have a paitent with big huge leg tumours what could be wrong with her" and chase said "i guess the leg tumours" and he laughed. harmony said "chase that is not funny she is could be dying and we cannot make jokes about that." chase stopped laughing and he knew she was right and he felt bad and mumbled i am sorry
foreman said "perhaps it is lupus" (a/n LOL u knew it was coming) but the argured and said it wasn't. cameron said "does she have any other sypmtoms" "no but she is a figher maybe that has something to do with it" house wrote it up on the whiteboard. harmony was thinking very hard and she turned up her iPod and listening to her favourite song by Delicous Pain Of The Detox Guild - Hate Comfort - 3:26 - because it helped her think. she was staring outside in the rain because also being sad helped her think and she thought she saw for a second a flash of yellow pointy hair from the bushes! then she had a moment! she turned and said
"in her file she admitted to being a STREET FIGHTER! these fights are very rough and i know because my parents were killed by a out of control fighter when i was very young. now sometimes these fighters do something ILLEGAL to make themselves stronger."
house said "no i trust her i don't think she is that kind of fighter" but then Harmony said "i know, but maybe she is being helped without her knowing? these symptoms all point to something that is only very new and is not normal at all. i think she is being fed... SAIYAN GROWTH HORMONE!" the team gasped and then started to nod. it all made sense and they all knew that they wouldn't have figurerd it out if Harmony was not the smartest one there, even house agreed that she was.
HOUSE then went to see chun-li and tell her of what Harmony had said. when she was listening she looke dout the window into the rain. house had fnished and she said "i guess that explains it then" and looked sad. she said "i have been training with a partner for very long now and he wants me to be the strongest. i think he loves me but i am not in love of him. all he thinks about is fighting and being strong. i want to have strong of body, but...." she looked at house, with tears and love in her eyes and said"
...but i also want to be STRONG of HEART!"
house was very taken aback. their eyes meet and he felt sad. but not the normal grumpy sad that he normally feels but a happy sort of in love sad. their lips moved closer and closer and they were about to kiss!
BUT THEN
CRAAASHSHSHSHSHSHSS!!!!!
house heard an really big crash and there was smoke everywheres! the lights flickered on and off and he siad "this hospital is falling apart" he looked and chun-li. the tears were not in her eyes anymore and she loooked very serious. "i know this is no accident! remember that training partner i was telling you about i fear this is him. he is scared that me asking for your medicine help is a show of weakness i knew he would come after me!" house looked deep into chun-lis eyes and he knew what he had to do. he said "i will protext you chun li. i may not look like much but i can swing a mean cane" (a/n lol) and he showed her by swinging his powerful cane around
then suddenly he heard a crash behind him and the wall fall in! he stood in front of chun-li and watched into the smoke and he saw a figure there. he siad "i don't know who you are but I will fight at you!" but then he gasped when he saw it was cuddy! (a/n remember she is working with vegeta oh noe) house rushed forward because even though he liked chun-li he also liked cuddy so he wanted to help her. he said "i am a doctor let me see if you are alright" but as he got close cuddy yelled "spirit final word blast attack of the beam heart...
...yeee-aaaaaaaaah!" and she hit house!
house went flying and he hit the wall and it hurt him a bit. he looked shocked and said "cuddy why did you do that i know that i am cranky sometimes but i have never done anything to hurt you" and she looked angry! she grrrrrred at him and said "house for too long have i let you walk all over me because we were both tooo afraid to tell each other how we feel!" and she flewed over to house and pinned him against the wall! she knocked his cane away that he was trying to reach so he could defent chun-li (she was still in bed) "yo uwill listen to what i have to say! and she began to sing to house
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