>Cancel hiatus: Tantrum
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>Lecture yourself.
You have no faults. OBVIOUSLY.
Therefore, it would be really stupid to lecture yourself.
Go get a snack.
Come to think about it, you could really use a HEALTY APPLE. But you don't want to fly again.
Thankfully, you have your own methods to deal with this sort of problem.
That was an ace shot, just as expected from yourself. Not like the time three trees burned to ashes which you are by the way totally not responsible for.
You got the APPLE. <Insert Zelda 'Item Gained' music here>
It is CAPTCHALOGUED in your SYLLADEX.
Come to think about it, you really detest that sort of new-fangled technic thingies or whatever they call it these days. Frankly, the whole notion of sylladexes strikes you as ridiculous. The ridiculous overcomplicatedness of the FETCH MODI disgusts you, so you use the ARRAY MODUS which strikes you as the most sane of them all. The only drawback is that it takes a little time to actually retrieve the item.
Stupid lousy bureaucrats who forced this upon you.
>Go yell at Charon.(or whatever the ferryman's name is)
That creates a conudrum - the only boat available is the one of the ferryman, and it is written that only Link can defeat Ganon... wait a second, wrong scroll... it is written that you can cross the river of the dead on boat only. No flying across or anything.
Not to mention the SPACE DISTORTIONS that always appear there thanks to the ferryman fulfilling some obscure rule or the other, or, sometimes, just messing around.
You have to use the help of a friend here. No wait, friend may be the wrong word. Let's say... acquaintance. You have a deal. You don't lecture her, and she helps you out sometimes.
So you decide to pester her. Another of these new things, but it is useful. Sometimes. When it doesn't wake you up in the middle of the night.
You began pestering phantasmalSunshower at 16:13.
defaultName: Hello.
phantasmalSunshower isn't online, redirecting...
You are now connected with heavenlyTrickster.
heavenlyTrickster: Hello. This is an automated message. You are redirected here because phantasmalSunshower is currently asleep. Do any correspondence you wanted to do with her with me.
defaultName: Your lady really should sleep less. Sloth is a sin.
heavenlyTrickster: Oh god, it's the judge again.
heavenlyTrickster: What business do you have with my lady?
defaultName: I need her help to cross the Sanzu no Kawa.
heavenlyTrickster: To punish your own slacker, I presume?
defaultName: Precisely.
defaultName: So go and wake her up right now.
heavenlyTrickster: I'm afraid I can't do that, Nameless.
heavenlyTrickster: That is, unless you bring along some fried tofu.
heavenlyTrickster: Deal?
defaultName: Deal, you sleek cutthroat.
heavenlyTrickster: Good. Now get me the tofu, pronto, and send me a picture of it as proof. Then I'll wake the lady up.
heavenlyTrickster: Brb, playing with cat.
heavenlyTrickster has changed Status to ABSENT
You probably will have to RAID the KITCHEN.