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Author Topic: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!  (Read 3722 times)

Phantom

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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2010, 11:13:49 pm »

Plus he has the midnset of an elf.
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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2010, 11:22:39 pm »

Plus he has the midnset of an elf.
Meh... that would mess too much with HONOR.
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Haika

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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2010, 01:48:33 am »

So, we have choices. bob likes choices.

Bob chooses to be a boring postcard maker. Wish you were here. Hope the folks back home get Jealous. Come on in the water's fine.

from spare time to action central. What does bob do during his adventures? Is he a fighter? a mage? something with computers? Maybe he trains attack squirrels! Or bakes giant attack bagels! What is Bob's favored method of adventuring?
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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2010, 01:53:58 am »

Being an Engie and building sentries everywhere.
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The Architect

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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2010, 02:04:32 am »

Bob bungles through life led by the nose by fate, half of the time in his underwear or other inappropriate gear due to the fact that he is being involved somewhat against his will.
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hillburra

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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2010, 02:26:04 am »

Bob is an agoraphobic (fear of open spaces) astronaut, it makes Bob's adventures very difficult and stressful but he/she/it/Bob gets by. Gotta pay the bills somehow.
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mainiac

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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2010, 03:20:03 am »

Bob is a transvestite folk singer who travels from ren-fair to ren-fair, verily rocking most awesomely at every backwoods location before going forth to do secret battle with the tentacle deamons whose existences are kept secret by the shadow organization that organizes renaissance fairs and Darkon events.
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Haika

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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2010, 04:43:59 am »

Bob likes the idea of being an astronaut. See the world, see ALL of the world, at once. Float among the stars. Never be overweight because you weigh nothing at all.

But every good astronaut knows, one must have a spacesuit! What does bob's spacesuit look like? what color for example? White is so... plain.

What color spacesuit does Bob the bob klingon, postcard designer turned astronaut wear?
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The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany
Don't expect a bonsai tree to grow the miniature planting it.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2010, 07:43:49 am »

Vomit Orange.
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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2010, 08:06:57 am »

A subtle mauve with liver pinstriping
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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2010, 08:12:39 am »

A simple microcline blue would strike the most fear and loathing into his enemies.
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Haika

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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2010, 01:36:38 pm »

Bob looks down at his spacesuit and cringes at the ugly orange. It's not the most appealing color, but the suit wasn't made to dance in front of a crowd.

So, Bob is a bob klingon, postcard maker turned astronaut, wearing a vomit orange colored spacesuit.

If we assume Bob is floating in space, he should have some sort of base nearby. What sort of home base does bob hail from? A starship perhaps? Maybe a small moon? That's no Moon, it's a space station? what say you?
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The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany
Don't expect a bonsai tree to grow the miniature planting it.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2010, 01:41:30 pm »

He hails from the USS Penisbrick, a ship shaped like a... you get the picture.
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mainiac

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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2010, 02:39:55 pm »

He hails for the BSS Nemo, a childs bathtub toy.
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Il Palazzo

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Re: The banana earring and the Waffle of DOOOM!!
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2010, 03:05:49 pm »

Bob is evil. He owns a DIY space lazor of Doom, which he likes to aim at all the places he featured on postcards during his previous job.
The lazor has got a pushbike-dynamo power rig, but lacks any manouvering rockets, so Bob needs to do EVA every time he needs to change targets, or take a trip to the grocer.
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