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[Haika]

This shall be the great epic of Bob. A group choose your own adventure story. There will be no turns, very little rolls. And hopefully lots of crazyness.

Post your suggestions on questions I pose, or ideas on what Bob should do in a situation, after reading a few I shall make it happen, and the story will progress in short, random time frames.

The first few questions will be about Bob, what is bob? who is bob? why is bob? etc.

Lets start with this. You are Bob. What race are you?

[SHAD0Wdump]

*Don's nerd glasses.*

Klingon.

[Phantom]

Soviet Democrat Klingon.

[Haika]

So... Bob becomes a Klingon. FOR HONOR!

Now, is bob a male Klingon or a female Klingon?

[Phantom]

Liberally Male.

[Duelmaster409]

Bob is an extremely sexy female, plx

[Phantom]

Our name is also wrong.
It is Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster.

[The Mad Engineer]

To call the great Bob male or female is a misconception.  Bob is a Bob.  There  is nothing else.

[SHAD0Wdump]

To call the great Bob male or female is a misconception.  Bob is a Bob.  There  is nothing else.

[Haika]

Bob is confused, we have one vote male, one vote female, one vote seemingly wanting bob to change his name, and two votes bob.

Therefore, Bob is bob, and nothing more.

So, Bob the bob Klingon is a what? What profession might bob do in his spare time? Apart from adventuring and being the grand hero of all the cosmos, does he knit? Maybe he's a pancake chef at an ancient brothel, or maybe he chisels ice into the shape of noodles. What say you voices in Bob's head?

[Phantom]

In his spare time he does RAD COMMUNIST POLITICAL  STUFF PLUS BLOWING UP CAPITALISTS.

[Enzo]

Soap Maker.

[The Mad Engineer]

Bob creates novelty postcards for a living.  His life is a boring, nostalgic hell.

But that will soon change.

[inteuniso]

Bob works as a meter maid, filling out tickets that never get paid.

He is regularly spat upon and humiliated... and he is extremely angry.

[The Mad Engineer]

In fact, HE IS ALL FOUR!