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[Armok]

*Selects an afterlife universe*
*Right clicks > Duplicate Special > Exclude contents*
*Ctrl+V*
*doubleclicks*

Armok is sucked into the screen, and appears on an infinite featureless plane. The ground is solid admantine, and the sky slowly and kaleidoscopically shifting like some psychedelic screen saver. In this universe, all wounds heal within minutes, everyone is immortal, and any request spoken towards the sky in a commanding voice no matter who does the request will be fulfilled by the fundamental laws of physics as long as it brings harm to no one.Armok summons a large hammer, and swings it towards the camera-

*Your screen sucks you in in a vortex of colours*

You find yourself on an infinite featureless plane, with a sky that makes your eyes bleed, some distance away you see a red divan with a black cat sleeping on it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ok folks, you know the drill!

[Kadzar]

>lick plane

[Phantom]

Wrong game.
I believe this just a Roleplay thing.
Ex: Phantom picks up the Assault Rifle, and heads out into the jungle.

[Kadzar]

Licking is how I get information about my surroundings.

[Phantom]

You don't need to do things like that. Watch me.

A soldier in the portal room see's a new portal open. He goes through.
"...
At least I'm off the island."
Meanwhile, on the island...
Ghosts body just came back from Hong Kong. Fierce fighting happened at Hong Kong. Ghost was killed by a sniper.

Phantom readies himself to head into the jungle.

The islands been hell, some unknown new enemy assaulted NATO, GDI, even the Brotherhood of NOD.
East part of the island is in ruins, but is regularly patrolled by the friendly Mercs from their HQ and the police.
Trenches surround the outskirts of all the inhabited sides of the island, effectively forming a horseshoe.

[Armok]

(The ground tastes like strawberry lollipops, by the way.)

[Kadzar]

You don't need to do things like that. Watch me.

A soldier in the portal room see's a new portal open. He goes through.
"...
At least I'm off the island."
Meanwhile, on the island...
Ghosts body just came back from Hong Kong. Fierce fighting happened at Hong Kong. Ghost was killed by a sniper.

Phantom readies himself to head into the jungle.

The islands been hell, some unknown new enemy assaulted NATO, GDI, even the Brotherhood of NOD.
East part of the island is in ruins, but is regularly patrolled by the friendly Mercs from their HQ and the police.
Trenches surround the outskirts of all the inhabited sides of the island, effectively forming a horseshoe.

When the setting takes a vaguely sensible shape, we can do something that makes sense. But, right now we're

on an infinite featureless plane, with a sky that makes your eyes bleed, some distance away you see a red divan with a black cat sleeping on it.

And when random, crazy shit happens, the only logical course of action is to do random, crazy shit.

[Phantom]

This is one of Armoks planes.
Phantom developed a Portal Room, which allows him and anyone who could find a way into the portal room to go to any of the Rolepaly areas. (Search for the Mega RP thread)

[Kadzar]

OOC: I see.
Kadzar appears and begins licking the featureless plane.

[Phantom]

T he soldier walks around, takes off his helmet to vomit, and then returns to the Portal room.
"That place was nauseating."

[inteuniso]

Inteuniso pops in. He is fearful, for it appears that there is no end to this place, and- is that guy licking the ground?

Weird. He sarches for any weaponry or raw materials.

[Kadzar]

"Strawberry. Interesting."
Kadzar turns to face the cat.
"Excuse me, sir or madam, but could you please direct me to the ruler of this strawberry lollipop flavored plane?"
He notices someone have arrived.
"Ah, hello sir. Would you happen to know the ruler of this realm."

[Phantom]

The trooper leans out of the portal and beckons Inteuniso over.

[inteuniso]

Inteuniso replies,"I know about as much as you do."

He heads over towards the soldier, while still looking for any weapons or raw materials.

[Phantom]

"Here, take this."
The GDI Trooper gives Inteuniso a Shotgun and his helmet, plus some ammo.
"You would be careful with any guy you meet. That cat is Armok. God of blood. Yadda yadda yadda."

"Now, I need to help some guys out with defending the Island."

A soldier wearing the same armor as the GDI Trooper, except colored black, calls him.
"C'mon, us mercs won't wait for you forever."
"Yeah yeah."

"Bye."
The GDI Soldeir walks out to the Island portal.