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[Phantom]

((Nailed to the crucifixes.))

[Luke_Prowler]

"Glory hogs" Luke moves down to the next level, and spots the massive daemon across from them, as well as the various people hung across the wall. "Ok, seriously. Whats with all this crucifixion? When did nailing someone to two 4 by 4s become an unholy symbol?"

[Phantom]

"It's not really an unholy sym- HOLY FREE HOLY!"
The demon spews molten magma all over the large room. The corpses are somehow intact. Phalanx and Davis are currently sitting atop of any crucifix they can stand on.

[mission0]

Mission walks in as the lava starts spewing, instead of directly fighting the lava flow he sits back and levitates just above it. He throws in a few wards to combat the heat though...

He looks up at the demon...

"Big... You know, you would think a demon such as the devil would have more fun personally fighting us and potentially torturing adventurers."

Sighing Mission starts looking through his scroll book for holy spells, finding a few and tweaking them to match his own magic a few bolts of air form around mission and gain an ethereal feeling about them before zooming off for the demon.

[Phantom]

"Screw it."
Davis throws his explosive filled backpack into the Demons gaping maw, and explodes. The Demon dies instantly.

The corpses on the crucifixes have been brought back to life! All the  ones that aren't much trouble unarmed have their arms morph into scythes, pincers, tentacles, anything that has more potential to kill people then their ordinary arms. All the once dead corpses break off from their crucifixes.

[mission0]

Mission yawns...

 "It actually seems like yall can do without me here. So long as you have packs filled with explosives and a strong arm to through it. I'll be back at Armoks if anyone needs me"

Mission waves over his shoulder as he starts heading back to Armoks plane.

[Phantom]

An undead Space Marine of some unknown chapter attacks mission
A demonic voice is  heard.
"No leaving yet, you have to finish the job."

[Luke_Prowler]

Luke simply aimed the head at the fallen space marine, and sent a few bolt rounds into it's head. "Yes, this seems a bit pointless, seeing as you two can clearly handle these guys on your own." Luke said, then left Hell to the GDI soldier. To be honest, this was nowhere as challenging as Luke thought it would be.

[Phantom]

Davis is mortally wounded by an enemy. He kills his attacker but is left lying on the ground.
"Well, here is an chance to fulfill one of my orders..."
As Luke was leaving the area, Davis shoots his leg, causing enough heat to cause him 2nd degree burns.

Phalanx, who witnessed the event, took out his pistol and shot Davis in the head.

[mission0]

Mission thanks Luke

"Agreed, besides I'm not seeing the person whom we came here for originally.... I never did catch his name."

He continues walking out of hell

[Kadzar]

"Frankly, I'm not so sure this even is hell."

[Phantom]

"Eh, no point in staying if everyone else leaves.
Phalanx climbs up the cable and cuts it.
A picture of Satan flashes into Kadzars mind.

[Archangel]

The Crusader looks around, ignoring the still hot rock and the mutated and reanimated corpses. "I was correct. This Satan is weak and stupid. You don't need me. Have fun!"

Hekas wanders off towards the exit, but stops when he hears Kadzar. "Actually, you might be right. This could be just a trap to eliminate pesky adventurers without interrupting the business of Hell. I'm sure I could get to this point blindfolded and with my hand tied behind my back. Whatever it is, I'm leaving."

He continues on his way.

[mission0]

"Wait... why the heck am I walking?"

Waves his staff a bit and mumbles a few mystic phrases he had memorized from the spellbook.

A man-sized portal appears before Mission, he proceeds to walk into it appearing next to Armok.

"Hey Armok, Hell is over-rated."

[Phantom]

Phalanx stands from outside the portal.
"It is overrated. It's only full of demons. Although I never reall-"
Phalanx vomits black liquid.
"...
Can someone get me an exorcist?"