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[Deon]

Just throw the baby to a pack of wolves.Check back on the baby 12 years later.

Then watch as he kills his brother and founds a major city?

(This is how I'm different from everyone else:  Yall think "Jungle Book", I think Roman mythology.) 

That's what I jumped to also.

But then you need 2 children. Details matter.
You're not different, you just confuse stories .

[Vester]

We need a [RAISE_ORPHANED_CHILDREN] tag.

It'd make for incredible stuff like Frogmen raising a dwarven baby after his parents are killed by Fire clowns.

[MrWiggles]

We need a [RAISE_ORPHANED_CHILDREN] tag.

It'd make for incredible stuff like Frogmen raising a dwarven baby after his parents are killed by Fire clowns.

And he comes back years later to find that his parents were the King and Queen, and an evil countess trapped them with the fire clown.

[uberubert]

@OP: You're right, this topic somehow caught my attention. I was about to leave my computer for food, but just had to click this it.

And ew, thanks for those mental images. Bearded stinky dwarf-ladies who carry around some bearded baby that has never left her babypocket... Good thing Toady One always intended to never add toilet-related stuffs into his game !

[xdarkcodex]

One day these dwarves will explode from gas.

[Drinkwound]

One day these dwarves will explode from gas.

YESSSS!!!! METHANE BASED JURY RIGGED WEAPONRY!!!

Seems to me more like the baby pocket is in their skin.

... When you think about it ... Dwarves are obvously scot/auzzy hybrids.

All of the badassness of both/the marsupial tendencies of the second one, the capacity for alcohol... It all makes sense now.

[Funk]

no baby dwarfs just stick to the blood/mud/vomit covering of the mums

[Eric Blank]

They more likely put normal clothes on over the baby. Dwarven children are probably capable of crawling around on their mother's fat rolls. I like the idea of the adoption tag, that would be awesome. Even more so with an accompanying adoption_jealous tag that makes affected creatures kidnap children and raise them as their own.

[Max White]

... When you think about it ... Dwarves are obvously scot/auzzy hybrids.

All of the badassness of both/the marsupial tendencies of the second one, the capacity for alcohol... It all makes sense now.

Not to mention that like Australians, they come into existence on the border of your land every spring, have magical invisible planes that allow them to carry carts over water, and are all named Urist.

[Squirrelloid]

... When you think about it ... Dwarves are obvously scot/auzzy hybrids.

All of the badassness of both/the marsupial tendencies of the second one, the capacity for alcohol... It all makes sense now.

Not to mention that like Australians, they come into existence on the border of your land every spring, have magical invisible planes that allow them to carry carts over water, and are all named Urist.

Ok, where is this Australia you describe?  Because if I'm going to visit one, I want to visit yours.

[Max White]

... When you think about it ... Dwarves are obvously scot/auzzy hybrids.

All of the badassness of both/the marsupial tendencies of the second one, the capacity for alcohol... It all makes sense now.

Not to mention that like Australians, they come into existence on the border of your land every spring, have magical invisible planes that allow them to carry carts over water, and are all named Urist.

Ok, where is this Australia you describe?  Because if I'm going to visit one, I want to visit yours.

Eastern part of the sea of tranquility, but as for visiting not likely! We all know that Xenu doesn't like guests.

[Osmosis Jones]

Not to mention they spend all their time down under.

[Max White]

And there great at wrestling crocs!

[Deon]

Now when we know that babies are born with beards... They just tie their beards/hair.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Perhaps the baby nests in the beard, and when it becomes a Child the mother has to shave her beard off to get the Child out. Until then it feeds on the booze-soaked crumbs that fall into the beard.