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Total Members Voted: 6

[inteuniso]

Yes. I'm curious as to what is attacking, backstory. But not so much as it overwhelms you.

[Cheeetar]

Yes. Backstory detracts nothing from the gameplay.

[Cheddarius]

A screaming peasant runs toward you, followed by two Imperial (Ooblite Empire) guards. "Filthy panhandler! We'll teach you not to beg in the Empire!" they shout, laughing gleefully and waving their swords. The peasant is trying to flee to your farm, but he trips over a rock and falls on the ground unconscious. The guards approach you, grinning. "Come on, now, let us have our fun, and we won't hurt you."
Battle!
You should probably protect that peasant!
Then again, you could let him die, you jerk!

Peasant
20 hp
1 armor
Abilities:
Drool - 0 damage
Stay Unconscious - 0 damage
Generally Be Unhelpful - 0 damage
Description:
This poor peasant, being arrested for begging, lies on the ground, down for the count. You might want to keep him alive!

Captain Filurist
100 hp
100 mana
10 armor
100 xp to level to General
Abilities:
Stab - 15 damage
Slash - 30 damage, 30 mana
Regenerates 10 mana per turn
Notes:
In this battle, you can also toggle the ability Protect El Jefe, which will cause you to dive in front of the peasant, absorbing 80% of his damage (damage for both of you is rounded up).

Imperial Guard 1
35 hp
0 mana
5 armor
Abilities:
Stab - 15 damage
Description:
This vile servant of the Empire advances on you slowly, wearing the finest armor you can make from dead cow skin and wielding a wicked-looking sword. You almost soil yourself, you coward.

Imperial Guard 2
35 hp
0 mana
5 armor
Abilities:
Stab - 15 damage
Description:
Same as 1.

Also: Rule change! Making you move off of buildings is a dumb rule. I can put units on buildings, it'll just be a little awkward. Go ahead and build things as thou wilt!
Even more also: Lol empire cliche

[filiusenox]

Slash one of them.Stab the other.

[Cheddarius]

One move a turn. I assume you slash Imperial Guard 1?

[filiusenox]

Yeah

[Cheddarius]

Oh, by the way, do you want to toggle Protect El Jefe?

[Nirur Torir]

May I take control of the peasant until we have something better, great leader?

If so: Generally be Unhelpful.

[filiusenox]

No course not.My life seems more important at the moment

[Cheddarius]

I'm just going to give Nirur that role then, since it really doesn't matter.

Nirur Torir, Peasant, Generally Is Unhelpful. He lies on the ground, unmoving.
Captain Filurist leaps at Imperial Guard 1 and slashes at him! Imperial Guard 1, leather armor hacked clean through, suffers 25 damage.
Imperial Guard 1 ignores Captain Filurist, running over to Nirur Torir and stabbing him. Nirur Torir is wounded grievously for 14 damage.
Imperial Guard 2 hops on over and stabs Nirur Torir, finishing the job. Nirur Torir, unconscious, is killed and lies dead.

Captain Filurist laughs, knowing that he sacrificed a poor beggar's life to save himself, with his bronze armor, 10 damage. Whoop-de-doo.

Peasant
DEAD

Captain Filurist
100 hp
70 mana
10 armor

Imperial Guard 1
10 hp
0 mana
5 armor

Imperial Guard 2
35 hp
0 mana
5 armor

[Nirur Torir]

Imperial Guard 2 hops on over and stabs Nirur Torir, finishing the job. Nirur Torir, unconscious, is killed and lies dead.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Cheddarius]

Don't worry, you can just possess a new unit soon.
I was going to have him turn into a Soldier Of The Cross (an excellent unit, the one where you fuse 3 Xian Footsoldiers together), but it's all right. They're pretty expensive, but it's not like they're legendary red Gyarados or whatnot, you can get them whenever you want.

[inteuniso]

But I was going to get in...

[Cheddarius]

How do you mean?

[inteuniso]

Captain McPlayerName

Totally one of these guys.

2nd guy posted?