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Author Topic: Piecewise's Heavily illustrated bad movie reviews: Karate Cops Review (finally)  (Read 35142 times)

Lord Shonus

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First: The volume was incredibly low for me. I had to crank everything to max before it was even audible.
Second: You sound incredibly familiar.


The emotionless voice works very well. You sound like a professor indisputably proving a point.
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On Giant In the Playground and Something Awful I am Gnoman.
Man, ninja'd by a potentially inebriated Lord Shonus. I was gonna say to burn it.

EagleV

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It was a good review, but if you write a video review I'd like to see some especially terrible scenes or lines from the movie. But that would be illegal, right?
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There are three things you must learn if you wish to defeat me, my young pupil. First, you must look within yourself and find your core of strength. Second, your mind and body must be in perfect unison. Third...
*WHACK*
Third, stop listening when you should be fighting.

Lord Shonus

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Pretty sure that would fall under fair use.
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On Giant In the Playground and Something Awful I am Gnoman.
Man, ninja'd by a potentially inebriated Lord Shonus. I was gonna say to burn it.

Heron TSG

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It was a pretty nice video.
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piecewise

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I actually intended to do a more traditional video review but the copy I have of monos is so terrible that the audio is about a minute behind the the actors. Maybe I could do a better one with frogs. Lemme go see.

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I must say, I laughed.
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Karnewarrior

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I can't watch it.  :(
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I can't watch it.  :(

are both the download and the youtube broke?

Karnewarrior

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I can't watch it.  :(

are both the download and the youtube broke?
Nevermind, it was my computer. I got it.

I liked the whole picture deal you did.
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These posts make me cry Manly tears of Joy and Laughter
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DocDoom

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That was a great review. The pictures worked for me, the voice/tone was perfect, the speed was perfect (kinda like Zeropunctuation), so, all in all, great.

The audioquality left something to desire, so you shpould probably do something about it.
And even if your copy of the movie is crap, at least get some screencaps.

4 out of 5 stars, I thouroughly enjoyed watching it.
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DocDoom

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bump

Hey, where is our review?

Your audience is eagerly waiting!
« Last Edit: May 26, 2010, 01:21:27 pm by DocDoom »
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Duuvian

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I've started reading this thread.

A suggestion from me is the movie "Slumber Party Massacre 2."

The killer is an undead guitar player with the slick moves and wardrobe of a 50's greaser, yet the intense shredding of 80's speed metal.

He kills 80's teens with the 3 foot drill tip on the tip of his electric guitar's neck.



Be prepared.

Also, there are titties. From all three pictured on the front I believe. I think the one that survives keeps her bra on, thus ensuring her survival.

EDIT: Here is why I remembered this movie. He also does a goofy dance routine while singing. No titties in this youtube video so don't worry, but one of the girls gets drilled (haha not sexually) but it's not very messy. I don't watch a lot of horror movies, I just saw this at a buddy's house.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKPDAa46yXo
« Last Edit: May 26, 2010, 10:19:38 pm by Duuvian »
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FINISHED original composition:
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Sort of finished and awaiting remix due to loss of most recent song file before addition of drums:
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following!
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Taco Dan

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How about Leeches! or Lake Placid?I can also ask a friend of mine for other ideas, as he is a collector of bad horror movies.
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