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Author Topic: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 1410: Attack, Fight!  (Read 26400 times)

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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 1: Welcome to Kickoff Cave
« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2010, 03:01:45 pm »

sorry, visiting a relative.

ATTACK WITH HOLY FURY.

(Yes i am going for a paladin-esque char)
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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2010, 03:33:47 pm »

Turn 2
Location: Kickoff Cave
All weapons outside of the shop post are going to have their associated weapon skill in their description to avoid confusion over what a stiletto and a maul are in case someone isn't as weapon-savvy as the rest of us.

"Why is it always rats?"
Throw a dagger at the horde, then attack with my short sword.
5+2, 4+2. You toss a dagger into the horde of rats, complaining about them in a genre savvy sort of way, then leap at them with all your ferocity, beating your dagger to your targets. You slash almost twenty rats in half in the span of a couple seconds and the two kills from your dagger make it an even score. You pick up your dagger and the 8 gold you mysteriously find on their carcasses.

right then, Rat-Kabob it is.
Attack the horde with my spear 2-handed
5+1, 5+3. Your spear becomes a blur as you stab rat after rat, a mass of rats forming at the tip of your spear and slowly moving up it. After a little while of this, you stop and count nineteen rats on your spear. Not to be outdone by Luke_Prowler, you grab your spear by the head and swing it with such force that all the rats fly off the handle, crushing a final rodent to death. You grin and pick up your 8 gold.

I decide to not waste any arrows on these things and throw trash instead.
5,6. Seeing that all the rats have been vanquished, you instead lead the group along the winding passageway until you reach a flimsy-looking wooden door. You kick the door down in order to look like a badass, launching it into something in the room behind the door, crushing it against the far wall in a very painful and definitely lethal manner. Feeling like you should continue your badassery as much as you can, you charge into the room and pick up the 5 gold that it dropped. As you examine the nearly-liquified corpse and the stiletto (0H knife, armor negation 1) it once held, you notice its gray fur and realize something about half a second before the tip of a sword (accuracy=6, damage=1+1) sticks in your leather armor, but doesn't pierce it.

You turn around to see your attacker and find four ratmen in the room with you, equipped to fight. The first holds a short sword and a round shield (+1 melee defense, -1 dodge), the second wields a crude maul (2H hammer, +2 damage, -2 accuracy, -1 dodge), the third brandishes a whip (1H whip, +1 damage against unarmored targets, +1 damage against wounded targets) and a buckler, and the fourth carries a shortbow with five arrows. As the rest of the adventurers enter the room, both sides ready themselves for combat.

:D rats, me like cracking skulls
Start crushing rat heads!
1-2. Although you're pleased that there are bigger rat skulls to crack (they make louder crunching noises), the ratmen prove too quick for your large hammer (accuracy=3) and you barely dodge their counterattacks.

ATTACK WITH HOLY FURY.
(Yes i am going for a paladin-esque char)
3, 6+2. You charge at the unholy creatres. They several of them leap out of your way but Ratman 3 barely turns to see you when your bastard sword slices through it from head to toe and the ratman falls into two pieces. You make a quick prayer to Ecid and pick up five gold from its corpse.

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« Last Edit: January 16, 2010, 04:32:34 pm by penguinofhonor »
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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2010, 03:36:15 pm »

could you make the gold coloring like... dark gold? bit hard to see on a white backround.

KILL THE DEMONIC SPAWN. OR RATS. WHICHEVER IS NEARER.
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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2010, 03:47:18 pm »

could you make the gold coloring like... dark gold? bit hard to see on a white backround.

KILL THE DEMONIC SPAWN. OR RATS. WHICHEVER IS NEARER.
It's easy to see in darkling, but if you don't want to switch to the superior forum theme then I'll put some up and you can tell me how well they work on a light background.

gold
goldenrod

Actually, the only other color I could find that worked for me was goldenrod. It's a bit darker. Does it work for you?
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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2010, 04:05:23 pm »

... forum theme?

Edit: just found it

AWESOME.

Editedit: you can go for whatever. I CAN SEE!(clearly now the rain is gone
« Last Edit: January 16, 2010, 04:08:03 pm by dermonster »
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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2010, 04:09:19 pm »

"Die foul mutants! Courage and Honour!"

draw a knife in my off hand, and dive into combat as a whirlwind of blades
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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2010, 04:46:05 pm »

I load three arrows at once and triple shot the remaining ratmen!

(if they are dead this turn,I'll pick up that whip)
« Last Edit: January 16, 2010, 04:49:06 pm by SHAD0Wdump »
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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2010, 05:16:16 pm »

Hmm, no combat skill exp? *ponders*

Anyway, more rat stabbyness. attack the maul-wielding ratman with 2h spear
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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2010, 06:39:25 pm »

Spin around with my MAUL!!!! I NEED RAT CARCKING SKULLS! and gold

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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2010, 08:09:25 pm »

Hmm, no combat skill exp? *ponders*

If you'd check your status, you got 1 experience.

I'm doing the rolls now. They should be up within a couple hours.
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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2010, 08:19:17 pm »

ahh right, sorry about that. Didn't notice.

Oh and if possible, I'll use a free action to grab the stiletto. Can't hurt to have a backup weapon.
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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #41 on: January 16, 2010, 08:22:39 pm »

i should probably pick up that hammer too.

all paladans use hammers.
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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #42 on: January 17, 2010, 12:03:15 am »

I just realized something...

I've done this before in the super RTD, although when I kicked that particular door away I leveled an entire adjacent building.
 My characters seem to have a thing for bashing down doors. 0P
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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 4: That Was Easy
« Reply #43 on: January 17, 2010, 06:33:05 pm »

Turn 3
Location: Kickoff Cave

KILL THE DEMONIC SPAWN. OR RATS. WHICHEVER IS NEARER.
"Die foul mutants! Courage and Honour!"
draw a knife in my off hand, and dive into combat as whirlwind of blades
I load three arrows at once and triple shot the remaining ratmen!
Anyway, more rat stabbyness. attack the maul-wielding ratman with 2h spear
Spin around with my MAUL!!!! I NEED RAT CARCKING SKULLS! and gold
dermonster=4, 6+3. Luke_Prowler=6, 1+3. SHAD0Wdump=4-1, 2+2. Haika=5-1, 3+2. Jetsquirrel=6-2, 4+4.
Dermonster flies at Ratman 1, attempting to get the high score on the "Cut Evil Things in Half" game he invented and is playing in his head, and once again cleaves an anthropomorphic vermin in two. He grabs his 5 gold.

As dermonster is about to stand back up and face the ratmen, Luke_Prowler vaults over him and into Ratman 4, hitting it for 4 damage. Luke_Prowler stumbles, and the wounded ratman takes its chance and attempts to shoot him point-blank with its bow, but is interrupted by an arrow to the face, courtesy of SHAD0Wdump. They each pick up 3 gold.

Haika stabs the final ratman through its chest. As it looks down at the wound, a maul comes crashing down through its head and upper body, sending bits of ratman everywhere. Haika looks up and sees Jetsquirrel at the other end of the hammer. Each of them picks up 3 gold.

You all look at the room around you and see that you've cleared everything threatening out of Kickoff Cave. You strut out of the cave, throw all the things the ratmen dropped that nobody claimed into the cart, and the short man takes you back to Haccenville, where the high priest guy gives you each 15 gold for your troubles. "Thank you for clearing out the cave," he says. "We can now store our manure in it once again." You now notice that the generic villagers coming up to congratulate you have all quickly pinched their noses and moved away, and decide to take a bath if this town isn't too poor for water.
"So we have a new quest for you. In some ruins near town, there are a gang of tricksters that claim that they know magic, but we know that magic doesn't exist. They've been assaulting travelers recently with some pretty bizarre tricks, so we want you to go into their headquarters and take care of them. Find out how they're doing their crazy 'magic tricks' too."

The owners of Bob's Weapon Shack and The Best Defense is a Good Defense run out of their respective shops and take a look at the weapons you brought back, then look up at you. "A stiletto? A round shield? A whip? Whenever you get back to town with these new weapons, make sure to show them to us. We'll make them ourselves and sell you some." They then hurry back in their shops and start making items.

Off in a wagon in a distant town, the manager of a branch of Throws You off a Wagon Travel Agencies looks over his papers. "There have been a few people recently asking us to take them to Haccenville," he says, pointing at an unmarked dot on his map. "I guess we should let them sign up on a list and we'll take them there when we have a wagon going through. Two spots sounds about right."

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Now there's a waiting list! With two spots! Also, everyone but SHAD0Wdump leveled up their weapon skill but I'm giving him an honorary Level 1 Bow skill. And I'm updating the shop post so you can buy the new weapons.

Okay, so to avoid problems with people switching to bigger weapons out of their inventory and ruining the point of 0H weapons, you can put weapons in your inventory and switch to them, but you can't attack on a turn you switch to a new weapon. You can only have two 0H weapons ready at a time, and switching to another one counts as switching weapons. And if you get too many things in your inventory you'll get burdened and suffer penalties for that. Also, you can wield a 1.5H weapon with a 0H weapon equipped, but you can only attack with the hand-and-a-half weapon one-handed.

To alleviate burdens, you can sell old weapons and armor to the weapon and armor shops. They'll buy it for 50% of its buying value. All unlcaimed things will be sold and their price split up among the party. Grabbing stuff from the communal loot just to sell will result in a smack upside the head, though that doesn't count for any riches you might find for yourself in a dungeon later.

Also, the next dungeon is going to be significantly longer and more dangerous, though not without a significantly better reward. So be prepared.

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Re: penguinofhonor's RTD-RPG Adventure Turn 2: Ratman Massacre
« Reply #44 on: January 17, 2010, 06:38:38 pm »

sell crude maul. buy 4 healing potions
Pray to gods for assistance in upcoming battles and go forth to smite evil.

Edit: *frowns in thought* did jetsquirrel get that maul from the start? i don't remember seeing it.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2010, 06:41:49 pm by dermonster »
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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